How should I prepare for the coming age of populism?

Started by Ed Anger, January 27, 2010, 09:41:49 AM

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How should I prepare for the coming age of populism?

Buy more guns and ammo
14 (35%)
Buy more Spam and store it
2 (5%)
Complete the Appalachia Felsennest
8 (20%)
Panic buy gold and bury it
8 (20%)
Other humorous opinion
3 (7.5%)
Other outraged opinion
5 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 39

DisturbedPervert

Quote from: Barrister on January 27, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life?   :huh:

Not really.  Can last for decades, they even found canned food in a sunken Civil War steamboat that was safe to eat.

DGuller

Quote from: Barrister on January 27, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life?   :huh:
Not Spam.  Biodegradation actually makes it safer to eat.

BuddhaRhubarb

voted more guns as you are more likely to do that than any of the other options however things shake out.
:p

Ed Anger

Quote from: Razgovory on January 27, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.

You know how much tinfoil it would take?

And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY.  :mad:

Don't care for the asians?

I really don't care for porn stars. If I want a used up piece of meat, I'll scoop up some roadkill.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 02:06:38 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 27, 2010, 12:25:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.

You know how much tinfoil it would take?

And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY.  :mad:

Don't care for the asians?

I really don't care for porn stars. If I want a used up piece of meat, I'll scoop up some roadkill.

Well she's nothing if not used.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

Quote from: DGuller on January 27, 2010, 01:40:22 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 27, 2010, 12:38:38 PM
Doesn'e even canned food have a finite shelf life?   :huh:
Not Spam.  Biodegradation actually makes it safer to eat.
I think things need to be biological to biodegenerate :ph34r:
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Malthus

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Alatriste

Felsennest. You can always use it as a holiday resort, i.e. unlike the other alternatives it's useful even if Jack Bauer manages to save civilization once again.

Delirium

Hire someone to move in and play all those longass wargames with you.
Come writers and critics who prophesize with your pen, and keep your eyes wide the chance won't come again; but don't speak too soon for the wheel's still in spin, and there's no telling who that it's naming. For the loser now will be later to win, cause the times they are a-changin'. -- B Dylan

Siege

Quote from: Valmy on January 27, 2010, 09:46:30 AM
Buy a bunker and fill it with gold, stocked with ample spam supplies and an aresenal to take out the riff raff.

Spam ain't kosher.

How can a jew survive in this cruel world?


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"



katmai

Quote from: Siege on January 28, 2010, 01:53:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 27, 2010, 09:46:30 AM
Buy a bunker and fill it with gold, stocked with ample spam supplies and an aresenal to take out the riff raff.

Spam ain't kosher.

How can a jew survive in this cruel world?

He's finally getting the point!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Capetan Mihali

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 27, 2010, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: Caliga on January 27, 2010, 10:41:07 AM
Build a bunker, line it with tinfoil, and stockpile it with guns, ammo, tinfoil hats, food, beer, spam, and Nautica Thorn.
And I looked up Nautica Thorn. NASTY.  :mad:

I thought it was a type of cologne.   :lol:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)