Tourist killed by 'dinosaur-sized' shark off South African beach

[Berkut]

Even sharks dislike gays.

Sounds like this one liked him just fine.

[Valmy]

The War on Tourism continues.

[Ed Anger]

a Zimbabwean who lived in the Democratic Republic of Congo

Dude can really pick 'em.

[Malthus]

What amazes me is the willingness of folks to swim at a beach that *requires* "shark watchers".

[Maximus]

What amazes me is the willingness of folks to swim at a beach that *requires* "shark watchers".

Did you miss the part where he had lived in Zimbabwe and DRC?

[frunk]

Ah, so it was suicide.

[Admiral Yi]

What amazes me is the willingness of folks to swim at a beach that *requires* "shark watchers".

Like all of Australia?

[Malthus]

What amazes me is the willingness of folks to swim at a beach that *requires* "shark watchers".

Like all of Australia?

Yup, exactly.

Swimming in places where sharks the size of (name your object of choice) - that is, big enough to eat people at one gulp - are common, and hungry, just seems a trifle nerve-wracking.

Pool please!

[viper37]

Yup, exactly.

Swimming in places where sharks the size of (name your object of choice) - that is, big enough to eat people at one gulp - are common, and hungry, just seems a trifle nerve-wracking.

Pool please!

and yet, there are very small things that can kill you, for wich you have a curious attraction

[Siege]

Yup, exactly.

Swimming in places where sharks the size of (name your object of choice) - that is, big enough to eat people at one gulp - are common, and hungry, just seems a trifle nerve-wracking.

Pool please!

and yet, there are very small things that can kill you, for wich you have a curious attraction

Bullets?
No much of a choice there, if you want to do your duty to humankind and erradicate Islam.

[Malthus]

Yup, exactly.

Swimming in places where sharks the size of (name your object of choice) - that is, big enough to eat people at one gulp - are common, and hungry, just seems a trifle nerve-wracking.

Pool please!

and yet, there are very small things that can kill you, for wich you have a curious attraction

Well, I must admit a certain attraction for stuff like chocolate bars and pizza ... Not to mention bacon slices  All of which can kill, though admittedly dying from eating is a lot slower than dying from being eaten!

[Slargos]

Yup, exactly.

Swimming in places where sharks the size of (name your object of choice) - that is, big enough to eat people at one gulp - are common, and hungry, just seems a trifle nerve-wracking.

Pool please!

and yet, there are very small things that can kill you, for wich you have a curious attraction

Well, I must admit a certain attraction for stuff like chocolate bars and pizza ... Not to mention bacon slices  All of which can kill, though admittedly dying from eating is a lot slower than dying from being eaten!

As always, it depends!

[Slargos]

Not to mention



And yes, I could've selected one of many more horrible pictures but being a gentle person I elected to spare those who aren't especially interested in the gory details. 

[jimmy olsen]

Why so serious?

[Slargos]

Why so serious?

That's just so wrong on so many levels. 

I have empathy, maaan