Sometimes you have to love the tabloids

Started by Warspite, April 03, 2009, 07:45:19 AM

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Warspite

April 03, 2009, 07:45:19 AM
This image is front page of the Sun today. I might go and buy a copy for posterity.  :lol:
" SIR – I must commend you on some of your recent obituaries. I was delighted to read of the deaths of Foday Sankoh (August 9th), and Uday and Qusay Hussein (July 26th). Do you take requests? "

OVO JE SRBIJA
BUDALO, OVO JE POSTA

KRonn

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April 03, 2009, 07:48:43 AM
 :D

Caliga

#2
April 03, 2009, 08:17:02 AM
 :lol: :thumbsup:
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Valmy

#3
April 03, 2009, 08:30:19 AM
Don't you think we should ask for more than just one trillion dollars?  One trillion dollars isn't exactly alot of money anymore.
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KRonn

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April 03, 2009, 09:01:11 AM
Quote from: Valmy on April 03, 2009, 08:30:19 AM
Don't you think we should ask for more than just one trillion dollars?  One trillion dollars isn't exactly alot of money anymore.
Yeah, true.... every family should be able to get a trillion bucks. That'd probably solve the recession too...

So, what's the next numbering after the trillions? Quadrillion?

Since we may hit the thousand trillion limit, which may happen now in just a few years anyway?  ;)

Brazen

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April 03, 2009, 09:09:35 AM
Quote from: KRonn on April 03, 2009, 09:01:11 AM
So, what's the next numbering after the trillions? Quadrillion?
Gazillion.

Syt

#6
April 03, 2009, 09:12:18 AM
Quote from: KRonn on April 03, 2009, 09:01:11 AM
So, what's the next numbering after the trillions? Quadrillion?


Vermillion.
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Caliga

#7
April 03, 2009, 09:14:39 AM
Reptilian?
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Sheilbh

#8
April 03, 2009, 09:22:07 AM
God bless the Sun :wub:
Let's bomb Russia!

Siege

#9
April 03, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
That sounds like pagan worship.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

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jimmy olsen

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April 03, 2009, 07:21:21 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 03, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
That sounds like pagan worship.
What?

EDIT: Never mind, I thought you were responding to the opening post.
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Siege

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April 03, 2009, 07:22:47 PM


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

garbon

#12
April 03, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 03, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
That sounds like pagan worship.



So?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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Siege

#13
April 03, 2009, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: garbon on April 03, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 03, 2009, 07:17:33 PM
That sounds like pagan worship.



So?

Nothing.

Can't a guy just get away with an irrelevant comment?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

garbon

#14
April 03, 2009, 08:27:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on April 03, 2009, 08:26:43 PM
Nothing.

Can't a guy just get away with an irrelevant comment?

No, not when it sounds like you are saying something negative about the Sun. :angry:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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