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New year's resolutions - what are yours?

Started by Brazen, December 31, 2009, 09:03:07 AM

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PDH

#15
December 31, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
I resolve to not get divorced this next year.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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syk

#16
December 31, 2009, 01:46:15 PM
Never made any, won't now either.

Razgovory

#17
December 31, 2009, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
I'm going to go with the 1600 by 900 see how that works out.  Really though, this is a strange tradition and seems kinda pointless.  I don't think I'll be able to see stuff when it gets that small.

I thought this was funny.  Nobody else has.  Everyone I tell it to just looks at me I'm crazy.  I get that alot actually. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Barrister

#18
December 31, 2009, 03:10:18 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2009, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
I'm going to go with the 1600 by 900 see how that works out.  Really though, this is a strange tradition and seems kinda pointless.  I don't think I'll be able to see stuff when it gets that small.

I thought this was funny.  Nobody else has.  Everyone I tell it to just looks at me I'm crazy.  I get that alot actually. :(

I chuckled.   :)
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Razgovory

#19
December 31, 2009, 03:14:56 PM
I told it to my dad who is a programmer and he had no idea what I was talking about.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#21
December 31, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
This year is going to be big for me, I'm finishing my masters so will be off to try and get a job. That dominates my resolutions.
Getting a girl would be nice but meh.
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Malthus

#22
December 31, 2009, 03:28:06 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 31, 2009, 03:21:47 PM
Getting a girl would be nice but meh.

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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#23
December 31, 2009, 03:31:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2009, 03:14:56 PM
I told it to my dad who is a programmer and he had no idea what I was talking about.
What kind of a programmer?
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Razgovory

#24
December 31, 2009, 04:35:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on December 31, 2009, 03:31:53 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2009, 03:14:56 PM
I told it to my dad who is a programmer and he had no idea what I was talking about.
What kind of a programmer?

COBOL
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Admiral Yi

#25
December 31, 2009, 04:54:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 31, 2009, 12:59:10 PM
Lose 10 pounds.
Have you considered waxing? :P

Razzberry: I didn't get it.

I never do resolutions.

katmai

#26
December 31, 2009, 04:59:12 PM
I got your joke Razzle, but since you have been mean to me, I didn't say anything :weep:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Malthus

#28
December 31, 2009, 05:17:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 31, 2009, 04:54:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 31, 2009, 12:59:10 PM
Lose 10 pounds.
Have you considered waxing? :P


What I want is waning, not waxing.  :D

[Let's see who gets it]
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#29
December 31, 2009, 05:30:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2009, 04:35:58 PM
COBOL
Well he's probably working on apps that have fixed width displays, then. :nerd:
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