For all you Catholics, it's December 26th now

Started by CountDeMoney, December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM

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CountDeMoney

December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

Razgovory

#1
December 26, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
I didn't know Jesus operated on Eastern Standard Time.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Neil

#2
December 26, 2009, 12:13:03 AM
But it doesn't matter, because you're part of a false religion anyways.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

CountDeMoney

#3
December 26, 2009, 12:44:01 AM
Quote from: Neil on December 26, 2009, 12:13:03 AM
But it doesn't matter, because you're part of a false religion anyways.

The only people who could conceivably be able to say that would be the Jews.

sbr

#4
December 26, 2009, 01:08:28 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 26, 2009, 12:09:17 AM
I didn't know Jesus operated on Eastern Standard Time.

This is another example of the East Coast bias of the liberal media; I am outraged.

Syt

#5
December 26, 2009, 01:12:25 AM
26th is still a public holiday in Austria and Germany. Never heard of a xmas sex ban, though.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Martinus

#6
December 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

I masturbated yesterday. Does it make me: bad catholic? :pope:

Josquius

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December 26, 2009, 08:33:28 AM Last Edit: December 26, 2009, 08:36:01 AM by Tyr
Its Boxing Day. The day to meet the family.
Touching oneself would not be wise. :pope:
With my family boxing day is more christmas than christmas eve.
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CountDeMoney

#8
December 26, 2009, 08:36:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

I masturbated yesterday. Does it make me: bad catholic? :pope:

You do worse things that make you a bad Catholic.  Much, much worse things.

Martinus

#9
December 26, 2009, 08:51:48 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 08:36:00 AM
Quote from: Martinus on December 26, 2009, 03:45:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 26, 2009, 12:03:34 AM
It's safe to masterbate/have sex.  Jesus and your dead relatives are no longer watching. Until Easter.

I masturbated yesterday. Does it make me: bad catholic? :pope:

You do worse things that make you a bad Catholic.  Much, much worse things.

The Catholic Church has recently stated that Oscar Wilde was not all bad, and that he was a Catholic the Church embraces as one of its own. So there is still hope for me.  :goodboy:

Martinus

#10
December 26, 2009, 08:52:28 AM
Quote from: Tyr on December 26, 2009, 08:33:28 AM
Its Boxing Day. The day to meet the family.

... And you punch them? :unsure:

OttoVonBismarck

#11
December 27, 2009, 10:10:20 AM
Gays should be murdered.

Neil

#12
December 27, 2009, 10:13:43 AM
Quote from: OttoVonBismarck on December 27, 2009, 10:10:20 AM
Gays should be murdered.
Don't be silly.  The laws must be changed so that killing gays is lawful.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

DontSayBanana

#13
December 28, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
Experience bij!

Eddie Teach

#14
December 28, 2009, 10:26:30 AM
 :lol:

That guy both looks and sounds like Matthew Fox.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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