Stocks and Trading Thread - Channeling your inner Mono

[MadImmortalMan]

The poor anchorbots on CNBC were so excited to get to 20,000 today. Janet robbed them. 

[Phillip V]

The poor anchorbots on CNBC were so excited to get to 20,000 today. Janet robbed them. 

The job of the Federal Reserve is "to take away the punch bowl just as the party gets going."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McChesney_Martin

[Richard Hakluyt]

Just as well, remember to sell when you start getting stock tips from your cab driver.

[Admiral Yi]

Market shrugs off Yellin's punch bowl antics, another bigly day.

[Ed Anger]

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[Ed Anger]

Fuck.

[Admiral Yi]

My German ETF just announced a biannual dividend of 9/10 of a penny per share.  I will be 94 cents richer after tomorrow.

WTF?  I hope that's an input error.

[Ed Anger]

BIGLY PROFITS

[Phillip V]

BIGLY PROFITS

Wait till next year to sell and pay the tax in 2018?

[Ed Anger]

Ed's Bigly profits continue. ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR

[Admiral Yi]

Any suggestions for my 2017 IRA contribution?

[MadImmortalMan]

Pretty sure anyone short Sears Holdings is never going to have to cover. What a tragic story that mess is.

[Admiral Yi]

Put in an order for VHT--Vanguard Health Care Index Fund.

[AnchorClanker]

Any suggestions for my 2017 IRA contribution?

Yes, but give me time to round up a fuller entry.  A Roth IRA, I presume?

[Admiral Yi]

Yes, but give me time to round up a fuller entry.  A Roth IRA, I presume?

Regular.