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Started by viper37, December 17, 2009, 07:44:29 PM

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viper37

December 17, 2009, 07:44:29 PM


Found here:
http://diablogues.over-blog.com/

I think some people in marketing don't surf the web enough :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

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derspiess

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December 17, 2009, 08:13:44 PM
Reminds me of the special line of ziploc bags made with kid-themed pictures printed on them.  They were branded as "Fun Bags" :D
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Syt

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December 18, 2009, 12:35:40 AM
HOTT
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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garbon

#3
December 18, 2009, 12:55:18 AM
Golden shower for Christmas...is this something new? :unsure:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Martinus

#4
December 18, 2009, 02:32:07 AM
What about getting a pearl necklace?

Martinus

#5
December 18, 2009, 03:06:58 AM
This could be a basis for a good Christmas song.

E.g. "On the fifth day of Christmas my boyfriend gave to me five golden showers, four pearl necklaces, three handjobs.." etc. :P

sbr

#6
December 18, 2009, 03:32:07 AM
Reminds me of a song we used to sign in my college fraternity.

On the first day of rush week my true love gave to me:

12 Twats a twitching
11 leaping lesbians
10 Tons of Titty
9 Gnawed off nipples
8 Aching Assholes
7 Sucking Sisters
6 Sixty-Niners
5 Blo-ow Jobs
4 Calling Girls
3 French whores
2 Shithouse Doors

and a handjob in an MG.
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