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Started by ulmont, December 04, 2009, 12:17:47 AM

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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on December 04, 2009, 03:57:24 PM
I thought they were processed into soylent green
And an hour later you're hungry again. :thumbsdown:

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: Alatriste on December 05, 2009, 03:36:27 AM
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Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on December 04, 2009, 03:29:44 AM
Their constitution is too democratic.
I agree.  Also why not Chinese cemeteries?

They don't need any, Chinese immigrants are immortal (urban legend)
I thought they were processed into soylent green

The legend is no Chinese immigrant ever dies officially because triads use their documents to introduce new immigrants. It seems based in real cases of people trying to enter Europe using another person's documents (probably robbed), but reality is far less thrilling: there are very few Chinese burials in Spain because they want to be buried back in their birth place. Many people don't like the idea of being buried in a foreign country, I can attest airlines do carry many coffins in their cargo holds every day... actually air cargo terminals usually are built with a dedicated morgue.   

Plus ancestors and hometowns are pretty big things in Confucianism, so that's another reason why they'd want their corpse sent back home.
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Josquius

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on December 04, 2009, 01:54:18 PM
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It comes a few months after a Swedish tabloid ran an article alleging that Israel Defense Forces soldiers have killed Palestinian civilians for their organs.
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No it fucking didn't.

We had a thread about that actually. 
Yeah, and the morale of it was: the press sucks.
The Swedish paper reported Palestinians claiming the Israelis did that. It was reported though as the paper outright saying Israelis definatly do that.
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Martinus

Quote from: Malthus on December 04, 2009, 09:48:20 AM
I sure as hell don't want a Ukranian liver.

So, is your marriage actually a cover for an organ harvesting farm?

Does this make your wife: a broodmother? :o

Martinus

Quote from: grumbler on December 04, 2009, 10:10:35 AM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on December 04, 2009, 08:13:10 AM
Ofcourse the jews deserve every bit of bad press they get... ;)
It is amusing that Ukraine has its own Grallon.  I wonder if theirs is gay, as well.

Don't think so. They kill gays there.

Martinus

Quote from: Neil on December 04, 2009, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: Mr.Penguin on December 04, 2009, 09:45:17 AM
That's why they are cheap, quality cost real money...
Clearly you've never tried using Indian or Latin American organs.

*makes a racist joke*

Syt

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