A grievous mistake

[Slargos]

Stumbled upon what I at first perceived to be a passed out teenager on my way to the store tonight and since no one else seemed to bother I decided it would be my civic duty to call an ambulance.

They instructed me to try to get him to wake up but as I started looking closer I realized this was probably just some fucking addict, and my suspicions were proven correct when the ambulance got there and the paramedics got him into a semi-conscious state and he started mumbling in what passes for English in whatever shithole he comes from to them.

Now, for the sake of some likely fucking illegal yob I have taken up the time of the dispatchers, an ambulance and a pair of constables who will pick up the motherfucker and give the induitably ungrateful fucker a nice night in the drunk tank.

What I had at first perceived to be an act of great humanity turned instead into a cluster fuck.

Remember, kids, that what can seem to be a good act can sometimes have horrible consequences.

Next time I'm going to look for ID first.

I hate this country. 

[Josquius]

Addicts are people too.
Sort of.
But meh, I thought at first you were going to say something bad like you went over to help and he attacked you.

[The Brain]

Someone should clean up the streets. Take out the trash.

[Slargos]

Addicts are people too.
Sort of.
But meh, I thought at first you were going to say something bad like you went over to help and he attacked you.

A likely outcome had I actually roused him from his sleep, as he immediately started wrestling with the paramedics.

[The Brain]

Speaking of these matters I want to point out how important it is to always wear expensive and clean clothes. Otherwise when you have a heart attack people will just walk by.

I'll be damned if I'm gonna get stabbed with a needle by a fucking junkie when trying to help him. So not worth it.

[PDH]

No good deed goes unpunished.

Still, Slargy, if there were any justice in this world he would have woken up and beaten you to death with a passing Sub-Saharan.

[Slargos]

No good deed goes unpunished.

Still, Slargy, if there were any justice in this world he would have woken up and beaten you to death with a passing Sub-Saharan.

Dude. Exaggerate much?

I don't think I've ever done anything CLOSE to merit being beaten to death with anything.

Methinks you project too much.

What skeletons do you have in your closet, Peedy?

I'm going to call for a purge, I think.

[PDH]

I scoff at your purging ability. You couldn't purge with two fingers stuck down your throat, you are the Marty of purging.

[Slargos]

I just need a few good men to assist forming the mob.

The only problem is you're the only one willing to form a mob these days, and two people don't make a mob, especially not when one of them is the subject of the mobbing.

I guess what I'm saying is that...

The back room needs revitalization.

Perhaps some sort of pitchfork card system could be instated.

Maybe a lottery of some kind.

The native beaners have gotten integrated too well, and are just as lazy as the rest of the population.

I just don't know any more.

[Martinus]

Awwww, you are just one big softy, inside.

[Slargos]

Awwww, you are just one big softy, inside.

Fuck you, faggot. 

[Martinus]

Awwww, you are just one big softy, inside.

Fuck you, faggot. 

We already know your secret, Slargiebear.

[Korea]

I didn't report a hit and run fender bender today.