Riddle me fucking this

[Darth Wagtaros]

What is Pluto a dog while Goofy is a person?  Shitfuck. 

[LaCroix]

human:ape
goofy:pluto

[Eddie Teach]

Because Goofy stands upright, duh.

[Viking]

Goofy is an anthropomorphised dog, pluto is a true dog.

Confusion concerning Goofy and Pluto

Disney has needed to deal with a certain amount of confusion concerning the fact that the anthropomorphic Goofy, and dog-like Pluto often appear on screen together, yet are the same species. On their web site, it's stated that "Goofy was originally created as Dippy Dawg" and "was created as a human character, as opposed to Pluto, who was a pet, so [Goofy] walked upright and had a speaking voice". This problem was humorously illustrated in the movie "Stand By Me" in which one of the boys ponders, "Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" There is also an episode of the Disney Channel series Even Stevens called "Scrub Day" where in Louis' rallying-the-troops speech he wonders why Goofy got to walk and talk and Pluto has to eat from a dog bowl.

[katmai]

Reminds me of joke

Mickey takes Minny to see a doctor.
After the exam the doctor comes out and says she is perfectly fine and In good mental health.

Mickey says " I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy"

[ulmont]

Reminds me of joke

That's the inferior version of that joke.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in front of a judge to get a divorce.

The judge says, "Mr Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce on your accusation that your wife is insane."

Mickey says, "I didn't say she's insane, I said she's fucking Goofy!"

[Jaron]

lawyers

[Martinus]

Because Pluto is into BDSM/dog-training-fetish. Duh. 

[Brazen]

As compensation, Pluto got a "planet" named after him.

[Martinus]

As compensation, Pluto got a "planet" named after him.

But then they took it away.

[Caliga]

But then they took it away.

It's because he pooped on the floor.  Bad dog!  BAD DOG!

[Lettow77]

 Because it's goofy time.

[Faeelin]

Because Goofy doesn't wear clothes.

[KRonn]

This sounds like a Seinfeld discussion....   

Hmm, but yeah, why is one a dog and the other not??    

[Syt]

Because Goofy doesn't wear clothes.