You really can't make this Northern Exposure trailer trash shit up

[Caliga]

 

Levi: I Look at Palin with "Disgust"
Says She Repeatedly Lied About Him on "Oprah," and Turns Down Her "Invite" to Thanksgiving Dinner

Sarah Palin talked tough about the father of her grandson on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" that aired Monday -- and Levi Johnston is giving it right back.

Johnston watched with cameras from "The Insider" rolling as Palin was interviewed by Winfrey and, says "The Insider" 's Chris Johnson, took exception again and again to things Palin was saying about him:

Palin: (It's) a bit heartbreaking to see the road that he is on right now.

Johnston: I think she's going out and talking and she's just digging a bigger hole for herself.

Palin: (It's) kind of this aspiring -- aspiring porn, some of the things that he's doing -- it's kind of heartbreaking.

Winfrey: The (upcoming) Playgirl centerfold (photo spread)?

Palin: Right. I call that porn. Yes.

Johnston: I just look at her in disgust. ... It's almost funny, that she's like, 46 years old, and she's battling a 19 year old, and I'm winning. And I'm telling the truth. She's lying and losing. ... If you look at her face, she's got -- she's really -- you can tell her mind's going 100 miles an hour when Oprah asked her those Levi questions. ... I've got a lot more knowledge and credibility than she gives me credit for.

Palin: By the way: I don't know if we call him Levi. I hear he goes by the name 'Ricky Hollywood' now, so, if that's the case, we don't wanna mess up this gig he's got going.

Levi: She's really underestimating me right now. And that's not a smart thing to do.

Palin implied Levi's a liar:

Palin: The whole premise of Levi ever having lived with (Palin's daughter) Bristol (the teenage mother of Palin's grandson and Johnston's son) is false. And from there though, you take that foundational untruth, and you can kind of measure all the other things he's saying.

Johnston: She's basically calling me a liar. Which is total bullshit. ... I did -- for a couple of months (live with Bristol). Then we split up and that was it. ... You can totally tell, if you pay attention, that she's the one that's full of shit.

Levi was especially irritated by this moment, Jacobs reports:

Winfrey: What happens when he comes to see the baby?

Palin: He's quite busy with his media tours. And he hasn't seen the baby for a while.

Johnston: I've been gone a lot on the media (tours). ... I haven't seen him a lot, but that's not always why.

Johnston has long contended that the Palins are keeping him away from his now 10-month-old son, and that he's gearing up for a custody battle.

Johnston: When were go into court, all this is gonna be over with, and I won't have much else to say about Sarah Palin, 'cause I will have my kid."

Palin appears to extend an olive branch to Johnston but, observes Jacobs, Johnston says there's no truce yet:

Palin: Open invitation for Levi to come to Aunt Katie's house for Thanksgiving dinner in Washington. There. It's there."

Johnston: (Being sarcastic): That was a real convincing invite. ... I think, if I go there, I'm gonna need an army, 'cause it's not gonna be good."

[Berkut]

Imagine how much more awesome this would all be if she was Veep.

[Caliga]

I'm actually wishing McCain had won now for other reasons... but we'd have this added hilarity.  Biden has proven to be boring as Veep. 

[KRonn]

I'm actually wishing McCain had won now for other reasons... but we'd have this added hilarity.  Biden has proven to be boring as Veep. 

Biden has become a joke line in his own right.

As for Palin, I just don't understand all the angst over her, nor the fascination from her supporters. She's not that big a deal, just a minor mouth piece, but she sets off the left as if she had been a genocidal killer.

[Valmy]

She's not that big a deal, just a minor mouth piece, but she sets off the left as if she had been a genocidal killer.

That is the way things go now.  Every politician that experiences any success will be considered worse than Hitler by the opposition.  All you have to do is become popular with the people the opposition hates the most, in this case the fundies.

[crazy canuck]

It's almost funny, that she's like, 46 years old, and she's battling a 19 year old

He makes a good point.

[Ed Anger]

It's almost funny, that she's like, 46 years old, and she's battling a 19 year old

He makes a good point.

You have to put the young people into their place.

[Martinus]

Sarah "Freakshow" Palin 

The entire gay community is waiting for the "Playgirl" issue, btw. 

[garbon]

That is the way things go now.  Every politician that experiences any success will be considered worse than Hitler by the opposition.  All you have to do is become popular with the people the opposition hates the most, in this case the fundies.

Well these are historic times. You can't just stand on the side lines in this day and age.

[The Minsky Moment]

Johnston has long contended that the Palins are keeping him away from his now 10-month-old son, and that he's gearing up for a custody battle.

Good luck with that one, Levi.

[Barrister]

Johnston has long contended that the Palins are keeping him away from his now 10-month-old son, and that he's gearing up for a custody battle.

Good luck with that one, Levi.

I hear that family court judges love to give custody to fathers that have not been common law with the mother and support themselves by Playgirl shoots and tabloid journalism.

[Martinus]

At least he is keeping it real.

[MadImmortalMan]

At least he is keeping it real.

I'm convinced they are both filthy liars. Levi has a reason to keep the feud going, and I'm sure some of the outrageous stuff he's saying is made up.


That's not what I call keeping it real. The guy's a tool.

[Martinus]

Yes, but after his sessions with his personal trainer he is a hot young guy with a great body, and she is an old withered homophobic Bible-thumping cunt.

Guess who I'm siding with.

[The Minsky Moment]

Yes, but after his sessions with his personal trainer he is a hot young guy with a great body, and she is an old withered homophobic Bible-thumping cunt.

Guess who I'm siding with.

I guess: the moronic vulgarian over the moronic libertarian.