Lesbian ruins prom for everybody

[DGuller]

The director is an idiot.

In other news, am I the only one who actually enjoyed his prom?  And the after prom-night?

Didn't go, got laid anyways.

We aren't talking about last year's prom. 

[Martinus]

Fuck, Mart logged off. 

Me = FAIL

Sorry, I was busy having my elf bard talk about rape, bondage and anal sex with an elf assassin - and then have sex with him.

[garbon]

That's kinda sad really.

[Ed Anger]

totally.

[Martinus]

I was just trying to make a funny.

You should suggest it to him - 2 birds with one stone. 




G.

But buttholes are gross. Why would you want to go there.

Like going into the muff is not gross. 

Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.

[DGuller]

Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.

No, he's actually the opposite. 

[Martinus]

Heh, read title as "lesbian ruins porn for everyone". 

Tell me about it. For some reasons, some retards are labellng xtube lesbian porn as "gay".

[Martinus]

Anyway, it makes orgasm better. Prostate stimulation and all that. Of course forget it if Ide is premature.

No, he's actually the opposite. 

Oh in that case I guess using a dildo will be counterproductive.

[Martinus]

Rural communities are always the most conservative ones.  Isn't that where the term "pagan" comes from?  IIRC it derives from the Greek word for "hick", and was used in the sense that rural dwellers refused to adopt Christianity the longest and clung to their old-fashioned polytheism.

Yep.  I always found it ironic how many centuries the country folk held on to their polytheistic beliefs considering how they are largely the standard bearers for conservative Christian beliefs now.

They are slow to catch up?

[garbon]

dgul is sleeping with ide?

[DGuller]

dgul is sleeping with ide?

I don't need to sleep to Ide to know about his sexual problems.  I just have to keep reading Korea's posts.

[garbon]

I'm not sure what is worse.

[DGuller]

I'm not sure what is worse.

[DisturbedPervert]

I didn't go to prom.  Was too shy to ask the chick I wanted to go with.   

Lame. Even I asked a chick...although I picked her as I knew she was unlikely to have a date. Not an outcast or ugly mind you, just not the type.

Yes.  It was super lame.  I was asked by some other chick but I told her no.

[dps]

Yeah do you need administration approval for who you take to your prom?  Lots of girls went together...of course they were not usually in a relationship just two single friends...and nobody cared.

Generally, if you want to bring someone from outside the school to a school event, you have to submit a written permission slip/liability waiver from the other person's parents.  If the administration saw that she was bringing another girl, and knew she was lesbian, that could have raised the alarm.  I cannot imagine a school administration caring that much, but this one apparently did.

Damn, schools sure are fucked up nowdays.  I'd never heard of such a thing.  I don't even see how that works.  Several girls I went to high school were dating college age guys (or older) who were their prom dates.  Heck, one guy was the about the same age as I am now.  You're saying that he'd have to have written permission from his mother?