Zombies, Vampires or Werewolves?

[Korea]

Zombies are way too gross and way too scary. Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy.

But vampires are cold, sexy, powerful, and immortal.

That's almost poetry.

Zombies are way too gross and way too scary,

Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy,

A Vampire is cool but he's probably a fairy;

So what's a poor girl to do?

Beautiful.

[Caliga]

Zombies are way too gross and way too scary,

Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy,

A Vampire is cool but he's probably a fairy;

So what's a poor girl to do?

Shack up with an evil rich Jew?

[ulmont]

Fewer gay zombies than gay vampires. Voted zombies. Werewolves are too niche.

Niche?  There are werewolf and shapeshifter myths all over the globe...   

[Neil]

Other. The Mummy (Boris Karloff's version, not the modern one)

Could he turn you into a Mummy?

Yes.   Mummy rot can turn you into a mummy.

[grumbler]

Werewolves are the inevitable response to the post-feminist world, allowing men to recapture their rightful place in the state of nature.  And plenty of doggie-style.

+1

[CountDeMoney]

Werewolves are the inevitable response to the post-feminist world, allowing men to recapture their rightful place in the state of nature.  And plenty of doggie-style.

+1

Well, at least that's how I see it. 

[Eddie Teach]

Uhm vampire suck on living humans. 

And vice versa.

[dps]

I used to love Vampires but popular culture has taken them and made then a expo for teenage feelings of alienation...and there is nothing quit so uncool as teenagers and their alienation.

The odd thing is, it used to be that werewolves were the angsty monsters, and vampires were simply evil.  That's how it should be, but now it's fucked up thanks to Anne Rice.

[jimmy olsen]

Voted werewolves.

[The Brain]

Fewer gay zombies than gay vampires. Voted zombies. Werewolves are too niche.

Niche?  There are werewolf and shapeshifter myths all over the globe...   

Yes, and unlike zombies or vampires basing an entire setting on some werewolves running around doesn't make as much sense. They are not in themselves sufficient to carry an entire setting in the same way zombies or vampires. They are too one-dimensional when compared to vampires and they don't bring the fear of total annihilation of humanity like zombies.

[Martinus]

Fewer gay zombies than gay vampires. Voted zombies. Werewolves are too niche.

Niche?  There are werewolf and shapeshifter myths all over the globe...   

Yes, and unlike zombies or vampires basing an entire setting on some werewolves running around doesn't make as much sense. They are not in themselves sufficient to carry an entire setting in the same way zombies or vampires. They are too one-dimensional when compared to vampires and they don't bring the fear of total annihilation of humanity like zombies.

Werewolf the Apocalypse sucked, true.

[Martinus]

who staked out vampire territory

cod-psychoanalytic

[Martinus]

Other. The Mummy (Boris Karloff's version, not the modern one)

Could he turn you into a Mummy?

Most guys can turn chicks into mummies.

[Eddie Teach]

Marty would need a doctor's help however.

[Razgovory]

I used to love Vampires but popular culture has taken them and made then a expo for teenage feelings of alienation...and there is nothing quit so uncool as teenagers and their alienation.

The odd thing is, it used to be that werewolves were the angsty monsters, and vampires were simply evil.  That's how it should be, but now it's fucked up thanks to Anne Rice.

I hate angsty monsters.  I don't really care for angsty people in general.