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Zombies, Vampires or Werewolves?

Started by Syt, November 06, 2009, 06:55:19 AM

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Which infectious monster is coolest?

Vampire
17 (35.4%)
Werewolf
15 (31.3%)
Zombie
12 (25%)
Other
1 (2.1%)
Jaron
3 (6.3%)

Total Members Voted: 47

katmai

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Valmy

Quote from: Korea on November 06, 2009, 03:06:58 PM
Mmmhmm. :mmm:

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Malthus

Quote from: Korea on November 06, 2009, 02:27:36 PM
Zombies are way too gross and way too scary. Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy.

But vampires are cold, sexy, powerful, and immortal.

That's almost poetry.

Zombies are way too gross and way too scary,

Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy,

A Vampire is cool but he's probably a fairy;

So what's a poor girl to do?

;)

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Martinus

Quote from: Malthus on November 06, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 06, 2009, 02:27:36 PM
Zombies are way too gross and way too scary. Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy.

But vampires are cold, sexy, powerful, and immortal.

That's almost poetry.

Zombies are way too gross and way too scary,

Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy,

A Vampire is cool but he's probably a fairy;

So what's a poor girl to do?

;)

Well as far as we know, she went for a Hunter. :P

Maximus


Malthus

Quote from: Martinus on November 06, 2009, 03:37:22 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 06, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
Quote from: Korea on November 06, 2009, 02:27:36 PM
Zombies are way too gross and way too scary. Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy.

But vampires are cold, sexy, powerful, and immortal.

That's almost poetry.

Zombies are way too gross and way too scary,

Werewolves are way too hot and way too hairy,

A Vampire is cool but he's probably a fairy;

So what's a poor girl to do?

;)

Well as far as we know, she went for a Hunter. :P

:lol:
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Martinus


Syt

Quote from: Valmy on November 06, 2009, 03:07:56 PM
Quote from: Martinus on November 06, 2009, 02:06:43 PM
Eternal youth, emo-ness and hot guys writhing in ecstasy whenever you suck them. What's not to like?

Looking eternally young?  Alright.

Being mentally a 15 year old for all eternity?  Lame.

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The Brain

Fewer gay zombies than gay vampires. Voted zombies. Werewolves are too niche.
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Sophie Scholl

Werewolves/creatures, then vampires pre-recent awfulness, then zombies.  I guess I never really got zombies.  I've seen numerous movies involving them, but it's all just kind of meh.
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Capetan Mihali

Werewolves, I suppose.   I have a few Anne Rice-obsessed gay male friends who staked out vampire territory, and I never got into zombies.  I guess in cod-psychoanalytic terms, zombies are the uncanny, and werewolves are the return of the repressed?
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on November 06, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
Werewolves, I suppose.   I have a few Anne Rice-obsessed gay male friends who staked out vampire territory, and I never got into zombies.  I guess in cod-psychoanalytic terms, zombies are the uncanny, and werewolves are the return of the repressed?

Werewolves are the inevitable response to the post-feminist world, allowing men to recapture their rightful place in the state of nature.  And plenty of doggie-style.

Sahib

I hate zombies with a passion because of the disgusting fixation of nerd masses, and Vampires are ghey.
I guess that lives werewolves for me.
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