Mayans to Rest of the World: What 2012?

Started by Martinus, October 12, 2009, 07:38:50 AM

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Syt

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Alexandru H.

In the documentary they pretty much said that this passage

Because of the solar heat on the sea
of Negroponte, the fishes half cooked:
The inhabitants will come to cut them,
when the biscuit will fail Rhodes and Genoa.

proves that one of the reasons for the 2012 disaster is global warming.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Syt on October 12, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
I use the opportunity to post the 1970s version of the trailer again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0

I want to see that movie :TIMMY:
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Alexandru H.

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 12, 2009, 01:28:15 PM
Quote from: Syt on October 12, 2009, 01:12:39 PM
I use the opportunity to post the 1970s version of the trailer again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0

I want to see that movie :TIMMY:

John Kennedy is a disgrace even in death  <_<

The Brain

Quote from: Alexandru H. on October 12, 2009, 01:17:10 PM
I just saw a documentary that linked Nostradamus with the Mayans, Masons and the year 2012... It was said that the first sign was the appearance of religious symbols on random walls ten years before the event...

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Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Syt on October 12, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on October 12, 2009, 01:17:10 PM
linked Nostradamus with the Mayans, Masons and the year 2012


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Jaron

Quote from: Faeelin on October 12, 2009, 07:51:11 AM
They misinterpreted their religion to think that Hernan Cortes was a swell god who'd bring them peace and prosperity. I see no reason to trust their judgment.

That was the Aztecs, not the Maya. <_<

But I guess they're all the same to you, racist.
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Caliga

The Mayans resisted DA MAN until the early 20th century.  :cool:
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Lettow77

 2012 makes me suspicious anyhow. I grew up in a very doomsday/paranormal household.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Razgovory

Quote from: Lettow77 on October 12, 2009, 05:17:20 PM
2012 makes me suspicious anyhow. I grew up in a very doomsday/paranormal household.

The word you are looking for is abnormal not paranormal. 
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

Quote from: Alexandru H. on October 12, 2009, 01:26:33 PM
In the documentary they pretty much said that this passage

Because of the solar heat on the sea
of Negroponte, the fishes half cooked:
The inhabitants will come to cut them,
when the biscuit will fail Rhodes and Genoa.

proves that one of the reasons for the 2012 disaster is global warming.

The ambassador?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

Quote"It's too bad that we're getting e-mails from fourth-graders who are saying that they're too young to die," Martin said.

Stupid Hollywood.

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Alexandru H. on October 12, 2009, 01:26:33 PM
In the documentary they pretty much said that this passage

Because of the solar heat on the sea
of Negroponte, the fishes half cooked:
The inhabitants will come to cut them,
when the biscuit will fail Rhodes and Genoa.

proves that one of the reasons for the 2012 disaster is global warming.

or that some biscotti cafes in Genoa will close and be reopened as sushi joints. :p
:p

CountDeMoney

Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on October 12, 2009, 09:31:16 PM
Quote from: Alexandru H. on October 12, 2009, 01:26:33 PM
In the documentary they pretty much said that this passage

Because of the solar heat on the sea
of Negroponte, the fishes half cooked:
The inhabitants will come to cut them,
when the biscuit will fail Rhodes and Genoa.

proves that one of the reasons for the 2012 disaster is global warming.

or that some biscotti cafes in Genoa will close and be reopened as sushi joints. :p

:lol: That's a more literal interpretation than anything Nostrodamus wrote.

Caliga

Nostradamus always gets a Turtledovesque response from me any time he is mentioned.

Nostradamus :bleeding:
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