Has the time come for a re-imagning of Saved By the Bell in movie form?

Started by Darth Wagtaros, October 04, 2009, 08:43:24 PM

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Eddie Teach

How about this. The year is 1941. The gang is on a class trip to Hawaii. Mr. Belding is a Japanese agent. Screech is a robot from the future sent to kill Zach, but the ubiquitous nerds with taped glasses and pocket protectors reprogram him to stop the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Meanwhile, Slater faces his own demons re: his steroid use and failed relationship with his daughter.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Caliga on October 07, 2009, 03:24:29 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 07, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
Why would anyone outside of maybe Martinus want to see that?
The Screech porno you mean?  It's guy-girl. -_-
Martinus can fantasize about him leaving the chick for him.  It'll be the ultimate triiumph over the hetero breeders. 
PDH!

MadImmortalMan

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 07, 2009, 04:54:18 PM
How about this. The year is 1941. The gang is on a class trip to Hawaii. Mr. Belding is a Japanese agent. Screech is a robot from the future sent to kill Zach, but the ubiquitous nerds with taped glasses and pocket protectors reprogram him to stop the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. Meanwhile, Slater faces his own demons re: his steroid use and failed relationship with his daughter.

Saved by the Bell alt-hist time travel fanfic? Oh hell.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

MadImmortalMan

"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

DisturbedPervert

Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?

I saw a clip of it.  It was horrible.  It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.

Caliga

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 07, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
Holy shit, rule 34 strikes again.  :lol:
The process of discovery, in particular, the production of electronic and tangible evidence as well as the circumstances under which one party to a lawsuit may enter the land of another party for inspection "or other purposes"?  :huh:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule34.htm
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Caliga

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
I saw a clip of it.  It was horrible.  It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.
It's obvious nearly all of those "oops" pornos were deliberately released.  :lol:

I actually enjoyed 1 Night in Chyna  :Embarrass:
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Razgovory

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?

I saw a clip of it.  It was horrible.  It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.

He had fans?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 07, 2009, 07:58:17 PM
Saved by the Bell alt-hist time travel fanfic? Oh hell.

At the pitch meeting, I'll sell it as Terminator meets Pearl Harbor meets The Wrestler. -_-
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Razgovory on October 07, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on October 07, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 05, 2009, 06:47:13 AM
Did anyone see the Screech porno btw?

I saw a clip of it.  It was horrible.  It was supposed to be a real life sex tape of him fucking a couple of his fans that got leaked, but it was blatantly obvious it was him and a couple prostitutes and that the tape was intentionally released on the net.

He had fans?
That's what makes the story so unbelievable. 

Where is TIm to present us with a map of Alt-His Bayside?
PDH!

Razgovory

Anyway, I'd avoid anything called "Screech Porn" just out of principle.  If it sounds really weird I'm not clicking it.  I might be missing good stuff but I doubt it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

ulmont

Quote from: Caliga on October 07, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on October 07, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
Holy shit, rule 34 strikes again.  :lol:
The process of discovery, in particular, the production of electronic and tangible evidence as well as the circumstances under which one party to a lawsuit may enter the land of another party for inspection "or other purposes"?  :huh:
http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp/Rule34.htm

Rule 34 of the Internet:  "If you can imagine it, there is porn of it."
http://xkcd.com/305/