Has the time come for a re-imagning of Saved By the Bell in movie form?

Started by Darth Wagtaros, October 04, 2009, 08:43:24 PM

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Darth Wagtaros

Set in a brutal urban ghetto. 

Mr. Belding is a corrupt a vicious school official allied with the drug cartel.
Screech is a chick.
Zach is the charismatic and amoral gang leader.
Kelly is a dude. 
PDH!

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Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 04, 2009, 08:55:29 PM
The humor of that show doesn't age well.
Well the re-imagining would deal with that. Hard core yo.  Hard core.

Miss Bliss could be a Marine who left the Corps to teach in the biggest and most violent shitheap in the fucking country for some inexplicable reason.
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Eddie Teach

I know. Bayside can be divided between the werewolves and the vampires. Werewolf Zach falls in love with Vampire Kelly; their friends aren't too happy about that. It should be a musical with choreographed dance/fight scenes.
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CountDeMoney

Personally, I liked 187.  Samuel L. Jackson as a teacher, whacking moron thuglife gangstas.

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Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Darth Wagtaros

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Caliga

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on October 07, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
Why would anyone outside of maybe Martinus want to see that?
The Screech porno you mean?  It's guy-girl. -_-
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Habsburg

I want to make a film about the sparring relationship of Jeanne D'Albret and Catherine de Medici.  :mmm: :frog:

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