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Started by Syt, March 26, 2009, 12:21:43 PM

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Syt

March 26, 2009, 12:21:43 PM
QuoteDear Friend,

Good day and compliments, i know this letter will definitely come to you
as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it
carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my
future and continued existence. Please allow me to introduce myself I am
Sgt. Jeremy S. Kamphuis, a US Marine Capt. Serving in the 3rd Battalion,
25th Marine Regiment which Patrols the Anbar province, Iraq .

I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to
contact you.I am presently in Iraq and I found your contact particulars
in an address journal, I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of
$12,570,000 (Twelve million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand US dollars)
to the States or any safe country of your choice, as far as I can be
assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service
here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels
with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of Saddam
Hussein's old Presidential Palaces during a rescue operation and it was
agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us.

This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what, No
compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in
this hell hole. The above figure was given to me as my share and to
conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a
German contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity)
I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of
trouble spot.

He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it
belongs to an American who died in an air raid, and before giving up
trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you
to pick up. I do not know for how long I will remain here as I have been
lucky to have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention.
This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach
out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact
me and we would work out the necessary formalities but i pray that you are
discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.
Contact me via my private box: ([email protected]) so that I can
furnish you with more details.

Respectfully,
Sgt. Jeremy S. Kamphuis
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ .

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Il contenuto di questo messaggio e' rivolto unicamente alle persone cui e' indirizzato e puo' contenere informazioni la cui riservatezza e' tutelata. Ne sono vietati pertanto la riproduzione e l' uso in mancanza di autorizzazione del destinatario. Se avete ricevuto per errore questo messaggio, vogliate cortesemente cancellarlo dandocene comunicazione. Informativa ai sensi dell art. n. 196 D.Lgs. 30/06/2003 sul sito www.asl3.umbria.it

This e-mail is intended only for the person or entity to which is addressed and may contain information that is privileged, confidential or otherwise protected from disclosure. Copying, dissemination or use of this e-mail or the information herein by anyone other than the intended recipient is prohibited. If you have received this e-mail by mistake, please erase it and notify us immediately.

:lol:
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Queequeg

#1
March 26, 2009, 12:23:02 PM
Kamphuis?  What the hell kind of name is that?
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

The Brain

#2
March 26, 2009, 12:23:32 PM
LOL crazy marines.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Syt

#3
March 26, 2009, 12:23:37 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on March 26, 2009, 12:23:02 PM
Kamphuis?  What the hell kind of name is that?

Dutch.
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Ed Anger

#4
March 26, 2009, 12:23:52 PM
QuoteSgt. Jeremy S. Kamphuis, a US Marine Capt.

he might be one of those new Corporal Captains.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Syt

#5
March 26, 2009, 12:24:03 PM
If any of our military types want some fun with this scam, go ahead.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Caliga

#6
March 26, 2009, 12:25:41 PM
Ask him to send you a pic.
Also, I don't think many US Marines would start an email with "Good day and compliments"  :(
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The Brain

#7
March 26, 2009, 12:29:00 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 26, 2009, 12:25:41 PM
Ask him to send you a pic.
Also, I don't think many US Marines would start an email with "Good day and compliments"  :(

:huh:

QuoteGood day and compliments, ... I am Sgt. Jeremy S. Kamphuis, a US Marine Capt.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Phillip V

#8
March 26, 2009, 12:29:56 PM
Report him to the Marine Corps.

Richard Hakluyt

#10
March 26, 2009, 12:41:28 PM
yahoo.com.hk  :huh:

hmmm.....

Razgovory

#12
March 26, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

#13
March 26, 2009, 12:45:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2009, 12:41:53 PM
http://www.armystudyguide.com/content/news/Top_Military_News/army-names-nco-soldier-of.shtml

There is where they got the name.

I guess that explains the confusion.  He's a Army Sgt and a Marine Captain.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#14
March 26, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 26, 2009, 12:41:53 PM
http://www.armystudyguide.com/content/news/Top_Military_News/army-names-nco-soldier-of.shtml

There is where they got the name.

...or maybe Captain Sergeant Kamphuis is also a rotten thief! :mad:
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