Candy-Eating Kids Become Criminal Adults

[Eddie Teach]

Whoppers and Milk Duds are nasty.

[Malthus]

Well, I did like candy.  Correlation?

Of course, I don't delay gratification at all now--if I want to eat a bag of candy for dinner, I buy a bag of candy.  Being an adult is neat.

Yet your words in Korea's drunk thread contradict this hedonism. 

I'm not sure exactly which words you're referring to, but I can still think strategically despite my love of candy (or vagina, as the case may be).

Indeed, I rarely want to eat whole bags of candy now, because I can balance the consequences against the reward. If it's a whole bag of sluts, on the other hand, that's an entirely different balancing test.

The 'I'm too grown up to get shitfaced and feel bad about it' ones.

Is that really an appropriate sentiment from someone celebrating the ability to eat a whole bag of candy for dinner? 

[The Brain]

I rarely ate candy as a kid. I preferred real food and drink.

[Martinus]

So preventing crime is as easy as taking a candy from a baby?

[Ideologue]

The 'I'm too grown up to get shitfaced and feel bad about it' ones.

Is that really an appropriate sentiment from someone celebrating the ability to eat a whole bag of candy for dinner? 

I never got arrested for driving while eating candy.

[Ideologue]

So preventing crime is as easy as taking a candy from a baby?

[Malthus]

I never got arrested for driving while eating candy.

You were just lucky Candy wasn't a screamer. 

[Ideologue]

I never got arrested for driving while eating candy.

You were just lucky Candy wasn't a screamer. 

It always seemed to me that giving a chick road head is a physically awkward proposition.  Can anyone puncture this belief, or am I basically correct?

[Malthus]

I never got arrested for driving while eating candy.

You were just lucky Candy wasn't a screamer. 

It always seemed to me that giving a chick road head is a physically awkward proposition.  Can anyone puncture this belief, or am I basically correct?

It can be done if you have a limber backbone and *they* are doing the driving.