Things people would never expect you to have done

[FunkMonk]

My first choice college was a Catholic university.

Interesting.  Both the universities I've attended are Catholic institutions and I've been an atheist since high school.

[The Nickname Who Was Thursday]

I don't know what people expect me to have done or not.

Yeah, me either.

We expect you to change frequently. Catholic, non-Christian. Married, not married. Having hair, bald. Etc.

[fhdz]

We expect you to change frequently. Catholic, non-Christian. Married, not married. Having hair, bald. Etc.

I see.

[Habbaku]

We expect you to change frequently. Catholic, non-Christian. Married, not married. Having hair, bald. Etc.

I see.

We now expect you to go blind.

[jimmy olsen]

We expect you to change frequently. Catholic, non-Christian. Married, not married. Having hair, bald. Etc.

I see.

We now expect you to go blind.

[vinraith]

My first choice college was a Catholic university.

Interesting.  Both the universities I've attended are Catholic institutions and I've been an atheist since high school.

Yup. I've been an atheist since high school as well, but didn't think it would be a problem at the time (and still don't). However, I figure it may run contrary to the image of me held by at least some Languishites as ravingly anti-religion.

[Fate]

I was a member of the Federalist Society and an active participant in some of their principal activities.

I knew you were a GOPtard. 

[Lettow77]

Lets see..Got off a city bus miles from home to deliver a cellphone to a stranger who left his on it. Or just riding the city bus in general, which is an almost exclusively black domain in memphis.

Going to the library a bunch with a nice lesbian girl?

Fasting for a week?

Not sure what isnt expected of me that I've done. Maybe being sent off to a grief camp by a well-meaning yankee lady?

[Brazen]

I used to be a member of the Young Conservatives 

I got better.

[CountDeMoney]

I used to be a member of the Young Conservatives 

I got better.

Yeah, I was Vice President of my College Republicans.

Boy, talk about the stupidity of youth.

[Brazen]

Yeah, I was Vice President of my College Republicans.

Boy, talk about the stupidity of youth.

Just think of it as getting to know thy enemy. Think I was cured when Michael Portillo started coming to meetings.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, I was Vice President of my College Republicans.

Boy, talk about the stupidity of youth.

Just think of it as getting to know thy enemy. Think I was cured when Michael Portillo started coming to meetings.

I always enjoyed the "unorthodox campaign tactics" sessions. 

"We're NOT telling you how to paste entire parking lots of cars with the Democratic candidates' bumperstickers, we're NOT telling you how you can vandalize Democratic Party signage and get away with it, we're NOT telling you how to confuse voters with fake telephone surveys...because we believe in a fair democratic process, and as we're Republicans, we refuse to play dirty."

[Richard Hakluyt]

The girls at the Young Conservatives were much prettier than the ones at the Young Socialists though 

[CountDeMoney]

The girls at the Young Conservatives were much prettier than the ones at the Young Socialists though 

Oh yeah, no Hairy-Pits-and-Birkenstocks granolanibblers at the CR meetings.

[Savonarola]

I once wrote a letter to the Schiller Institute only to later to discover it was a think tank for Lyndon Larouche. They were so impressed by my letter they sent it to Lyndon Larouche who was then in prison and I ended up on the Lyndon Larouche mailing list for about a decade.

THE QUEEN IS A DRUG DEALER!

You'd think he'd do better in elections; twisting the Lion's tail has historically been a good way to get the Irish vote.