Punch a vegetarian in the nuts day tomorrow

Started by Ed Anger, September 24, 2009, 02:14:51 PM

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HisMajestyBOB

#15
September 24, 2009, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 24, 2009, 07:13:44 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on September 24, 2009, 06:38:25 PM
Hitler was a vegetarian.  'Nuff said.

So was Ben Franklin and Ron Paul.  Makes you think huh?

And they've never been spotted at the same place, at the same time... :tinfoil:
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KRonn

#16
September 24, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
Looks like it's time for my annual trip to MacDonalds for a nice, juicy burger. I'll try to find one with vegan protesters outside the restaurant.

derspiess

#17
September 24, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 24, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
Most vegetarians are alright. Vegans though, they deserve crotch punches.

Both are self-righteous enough to be kicked in the nuts.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Eddie Teach

#18
September 24, 2009, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 24, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
Looks like it's time for my annual trip to MacDonalds for a nice, juicy burger. I'll try to find one with vegan protesters outside the restaurant.

Dude. Burger King is way better.
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Korea

#19
September 24, 2009, 10:26:02 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 24, 2009, 03:28:36 PM
It might be less painful too.... I don't think you can hug a vegetarian's nuts without squeezing them with your hand, really.  :huh:
:lol:
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Korea

#20
September 24, 2009, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 24, 2009, 05:09:12 PM
Quote from: Neil on September 24, 2009, 03:49:51 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on September 24, 2009, 03:48:15 PM
dude, fucking cocks is like, gay.
I guess his date didn't go so well after all, if she turned him.

I think the her turning is more likely.  She's seems really attracted to women, and was miffed when I didn't know what the LFL was.

What's the LFL?
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Eddie Teach

#21
September 24, 2009, 10:29:07 PM
Lingerie Football League.
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Korea

#22
September 24, 2009, 10:30:13 PM
Oh. What's that?
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sbr

#23
September 24, 2009, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 24, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
Looks like it's time for my annual trip to MacDonalds for a nice, juicy burger.

I don't think you are thinking of the right place.  :P

Korea

#24
September 24, 2009, 10:33:29 PM
Quote from: sbr on September 24, 2009, 10:31:39 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 24, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
Looks like it's time for my annual trip to MacDonalds for a nice, juicy burger.

I don't think you are thinking of the right place.  :P

Are you a lady?
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Queequeg

#25
September 25, 2009, 12:28:16 AM
I guess I should cover my nuts although I'm probably eating meat tmmrw as we are going to a fancy Italian place and I figure cows would prefer to have their flesh properly cared for and consumed with great pleasure.
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garbon

#26
September 25, 2009, 12:42:14 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 24, 2009, 09:15:38 PM
Both are self-righteous enough to be kicked in the nuts.

Not really.
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DontSayBanana

#27
September 25, 2009, 12:45:00 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 24, 2009, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: KRonn on September 24, 2009, 07:40:01 PM
Looks like it's time for my annual trip to MacDonalds for a nice, juicy burger. I'll try to find one with vegan protesters outside the restaurant.

Dude. Burger King is way better.

I think I hear a Classic Triple from Wendy's callin' me. :menace:
Experience bij!

Eddie Teach

#28
September 25, 2009, 12:45:17 AM
Honestly, vegetarianism and veganism are their own punishment.
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DontSayBanana

#29
September 25, 2009, 12:48:36 AM
I can tolerate vegetarian- nothing wrong with throwing some skewers loaded with chewy veggies on the grill.

Vegans need to be buttraped by shish kebabs, though.
Experience bij!
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