Who would you vote for? German federal parliament election Sep. 2009

Started by Zanza, August 28, 2009, 11:36:45 AM

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Choose one candidate:

1) I don't have hair and an ugly suit, but I am happy anyway.
1 (3.3%)
2) Wanna play? Politics is serious business.
12 (40%)
3) I shall rule the world. Muahahahahaha.
4 (13.3%)
4) Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, I'll tear your heart out, motherfucker.
5 (16.7%)
5) Yeah, I am that cool.
1 (3.3%)
6) One, two, eh...what's the next number again?
2 (6.7%)
7) Oof. This politics stuff doesn't leave me enough time for my hairdo.
1 (3.3%)
8) Emo Hitler [I have no idea who the Nazi top candidates are]
4 (13.3%)

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Zanza

August 28, 2009, 11:36:45 AM
Here are the candidates. I picked the number two of the bigger parties, so you don't have to suffer pics of Angie etc.

1) I don't have hair and an ugly suit, but I am happy anyway.


2) Wanna play? Politics is serious business.


3) I shall rule the world. Muahahahahaha.


4) Kali ma... Kali ma... Kali ma, I'll tear your heart out, motherfucker.


5) Yeah, I am that cool.


6) One, two, eh...what's the next number again?


7) Oof. This politics stuff doesn't leave me enough time for my hairdo.


8) Emo Hitler [I have no idea who the Nazi top candidates are]

Valmy

#1
August 28, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
I like number 3.  How much damage could a German who wants to conquer the world do?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Grey Fox

#2
August 28, 2009, 11:47:43 AM
I like the Kalima dude.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

KRonn

#3
August 28, 2009, 12:10:55 PM
Hmm.... And I thought my legislators were an odd looking bunch...   ;)

Either the first woman who wants to play politics as a more fun candidate, or the guy who wants to rule the world as the more... "interesting" candidate.

Eddie Teach

#4
August 28, 2009, 12:15:34 PM
So our choices are:
1 Ari Fleischer
2 A mannequin with a wig
3 Karl Rove
4 Zell Miller
5 Dame Judi Dench
6 Phil Donahue
7 John Leguizamo
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Maximus

#5
August 28, 2009, 12:18:52 PM
Null vote. Not a bearded man among the lot, and the women just look far too scary.

Razgovory

#6
August 28, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
I voted for the weird leather chick.   She'd be the first dominatrix to govern a European country.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

KRonn

#7
August 28, 2009, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 28, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
I voted for the weird leather chick.   She'd be the first dominatrix to govern a European country.
First??  I figured that happens all the time in nations of Euroland??   ;)

At least it makes for more fun and invigorating politics!

Syt

#9
August 28, 2009, 03:19:51 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 28, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
I voted for the weird leather chick.   She'd be the first dominatrix to govern a European country.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

garbon

#10
August 28, 2009, 03:20:03 PM
#2. I wonder where those gloves have been.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DontSayBanana

#12
September 01, 2009, 11:55:13 PM
2. Those gloves look perfect for making Poland bend over and take it.
Experience bij!

Fireblade

#13
September 02, 2009, 12:17:02 AM
Voted for the candidate most likely to make an S&M scheisse porn video

Siege

#14
September 02, 2009, 12:24:11 AM
Nazis?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"
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