Disgusting but traditionally conservative/GOP email I received

[DGuller]

Look I don't like things the current government is doing.  In particular, I really didn't like how they legislated away our right to collective bargaining, which I suppose is about my "civl rights" as well.

  Being allowed to form labor cartels to extort concessions is hardly a "civil right".

[Darth Wagtaros]

This is so out there it's actually funny. Also, for fun anti-gay rants and idiocies check out 10 reasons why homosexuals shouldn't serve in the military. Among other things: the outbreak of body art modifications and rowing gangs of black lesbians. 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/10-reasons-why-homosexuals-shouldnt-be-allowed-to

Rowing black lesbians!  No crew team will prevail against them!!!!

[Admiral Yi]

At the risk of engaging with your argument