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Started by citizen k, August 16, 2009, 07:21:00 PM

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DontSayBanana

#45
August 19, 2009, 07:22:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2009, 07:47:03 AM
I took a shit this morning (1 turd, ball shaped), and used my American toilet paper. I felt like Scrooge McDuck.

I launched a U-boat about 15 minutes ago.

Too much fiber. Not enough water.
Experience bij!

Admiral Yi

#46
August 19, 2009, 07:32:39 PM
The conning tower couldn't have felt good.

Siege

#47
August 26, 2009, 06:46:32 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 19, 2009, 07:47:03 AM
I took a shit this morning (1 turd, ball shaped), and used my American toilet paper. I felt like Scrooge McDuck.

I launched a U-boat about 15 minutes ago.

I would have expected an underwater alien UFO from you.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

DontSayBanana

#48
August 26, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:46:32 PM
I would have expected an underwater alien UFO from you.

Now I know you're drunk. Replying to a comment Ed made about his turds from a week ago? :P
Experience bij!

Siege

#49
August 26, 2009, 06:58:42 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 26, 2009, 06:50:45 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:46:32 PM
I would have expected an underwater alien UFO from you.

Now I know you're drunk. Replying to a comment Ed made about his turds from a week ago? :P

I am NOT drunk.
I have not smelled alcohol in 32.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Ed Anger

#50
August 26, 2009, 07:10:40 PM
Speaking of U-Boat turds, Admiral Donitz has another one on the slipways ready to launch.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Siege

#51
August 26, 2009, 07:31:35 PM
You need help.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Ed Anger

#52
August 26, 2009, 07:38:03 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 07:31:35 PM
You need help.

I can wipe my own ass. Thanks for thinking of me.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Siege

#53
August 26, 2009, 07:39:01 PM
Your butt smells of monkeys.

You shouldn't let monkeys own your butt.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"
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