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Started by citizen k, August 16, 2009, 07:21:00 PM

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Ed Anger

#15
August 17, 2009, 08:23:18 AM
I will think of Cuba when buying the super 24 roll packs at Wal-Mart later today.

I might even buy a rice cooker.
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PDH

#16
August 17, 2009, 08:35:49 AM
When I went to the University I swear the dorms had toilet paper that had bits of wood pulp in it, not just itsy pieces either, but inch long bits of bark and slivers.

THAT toughens up a man.  Send some of that to the Cubans.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
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Drakken

#17
August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

derspiess

#18
August 17, 2009, 10:48:22 AM
From what I have heard, Cuba smells bad enough as it is. 

Anyway, they better not start using tobacco leaves as a replacement  :mad:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Viking

#19
August 17, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
Quote from: Drakken on August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

Hurricane coming, it will sweep the shit all away.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

BuddhaRhubarb

#20
August 17, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 17, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
Quote from: Drakken on August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

Hurricane coming, it will sweep the shit all away.

Is it: Hurricane Douchebag?
:p

BuddhaRhubarb

#21
August 17, 2009, 11:24:46 AM
I first read this as "Cubs run out of toilet paper"  thinking maybe the Cubbies were having yet another horrible season
:p

Viking

#22
August 17, 2009, 11:25:37 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 17, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 17, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
Quote from: Drakken on August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

Hurricane coming, it will sweep the shit all away.

Is it: Hurricane Douchebag?

Not at D yet. We have Ana, Bill and Claudette as active hurricanes/tropical storms/tropical depressions on the map right now. Douchebag would be the next one.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

BuddhaRhubarb

#23
August 17, 2009, 11:27:33 AM
that's right. too bad. best Hurricane name evah imo
:p

Scipio

#24
August 17, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 17, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 17, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
Quote from: Drakken on August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

Hurricane coming, it will sweep the shit all away.

Is it: Hurricane Douchebag?
No, Hurricane Bidet.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

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-John Hurt

BuddhaRhubarb

#25
August 17, 2009, 11:32:39 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 17, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 17, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 17, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
Quote from: Drakken on August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

Hurricane coming, it will sweep the shit all away.

Is it: Hurricane Douchebag?
No, Hurricane Bidet.

I thought of that first (having lived in Japan, where bidets are popular) but went for the cruder option.
:p

Viking

#26
August 17, 2009, 11:38:51 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 17, 2009, 11:32:39 AM
Quote from: Scipio on August 17, 2009, 11:29:22 AM
Quote from: BuddhaRhubarb on August 17, 2009, 11:23:47 AM
Quote from: Viking on August 17, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
Quote from: Drakken on August 17, 2009, 09:31:23 AM
Cuba is being drowned by shit again?

Send them away to Miami by Mariel boatlifts.  :cool:

Hurricane coming, it will sweep the shit all away.

Is it: Hurricane Douchebag?
No, Hurricane Bidet.

I thought of that first (having lived in Japan, where bidets are popular) but went for the cruder option.

I remember pressing the automatic wipe button on the electronic toilet. I'm not sure which was more interesting the warm water spray or the blow drying from below.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

saskganesh

#27
August 17, 2009, 11:47:55 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 17, 2009, 10:48:22 AM
From what I have heard, Cuba smells bad enough as it is. 

Anyway, they better not start using tobacco leaves as a replacement  :mad:

its too sticky and sugary, and it has poor absorbency.

spagnum moss is great. however, I'm pretty sure Cuba doesn't have much, except maybe in the mountains.
humans were created in their own image

BuddhaRhubarb

#28
August 17, 2009, 11:49:43 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on August 17, 2009, 11:47:55 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 17, 2009, 10:48:22 AM
From what I have heard, Cuba smells bad enough as it is. 

Anyway, they better not start using tobacco leaves as a replacement  :mad:

its too sticky and sugary, and it has poor absorbency.

spagnum moss is great. however, I'm pretty sure Cuba doesn't have much, except maybe in the mountains.

ooh "Spagnum Moss" is the name of my new prog rock side project.
:p

saskganesh

#29
August 17, 2009, 01:18:46 PM
you are having a  busy musical day.

may I suggest "kinnikinnick" for your sound+ image placement collage?
humans were created in their own image
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