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Started by DGuller, August 25, 2009, 11:43:10 AM

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crazy canuck

#30
August 26, 2009, 05:36:36 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 26, 2009, 05:30:34 PM
He did post that his wife devoured a 1400 calorie Hardee's thickburger for lunch.

By thinkburger I thought he meant... nevermind.

alfred russel

#31
August 26, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 26, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
Isn't his wife pregnant? :unsure:

I don't care, his child may have a heart attack before he is born with all the cholesterol in there.
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Siege

#32
August 26, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Fat people need to deploy.
16 months in the sandbox as an infantryman and all their problems will be gone.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Razgovory

#33
August 26, 2009, 06:01:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Fat people need to deploy.
16 months in the sandbox as an infantryman and all their problems will be gone.

They wouldn't let me.  So fuck you.
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Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Jaron

#34
August 26, 2009, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Fat people need to deploy.
16 months in the sandbox as an infantryman and all their problems will be gone.

If the army needs a somewhat overweight nearly 30 year old infantryman, sign me up. :smoke:
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Barrister

#35
August 26, 2009, 06:12:04 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Fat people need to deploy.
16 months in the sandbox as an infantryman and all their problems will be gone.

If the army needs a somewhat overweight nearly 30 year old infantryman, sign me up. :smoke:

I know you're joking, but they'd certainly take you.
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Siege

#36
August 26, 2009, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Fat people need to deploy.
16 months in the sandbox as an infantryman and all their problems will be gone.

If the army needs a somewhat overweight nearly 30 year old infantryman, sign me up. :smoke:

I was 33 when I signed up.

Of course, I've never been overweight and I brought with me a shitload of years of experience fighting real terrorists.

But still, I was 33.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

HVC

#37
August 26, 2009, 06:22:21 PM
Quote from: Barrister on August 26, 2009, 06:12:04 PM
Quote from: Jaron on August 26, 2009, 06:08:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 26, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Fat people need to deploy.
16 months in the sandbox as an infantryman and all their problems will be gone.

If the army needs a somewhat overweight nearly 30 year old infantryman, sign me up. :smoke:

I know you're joking, but they'd certainly take you.
Sad state of affairs, that :lol
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#38
August 26, 2009, 06:25:51 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 26, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 26, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
Isn't his wife pregnant? :unsure:

I don't care, his child may have a heart attack before he is born with all the cholesterol in there.

That would save on hospital bills.
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Grallon

#39
August 26, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 26, 2009, 04:30:00 PM
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He can't be that bad looking if a woman ten years younger married him. He's rich, but not that rich.


I don't recall, are you with anyone?  If not - why do you bother with things that do not concern you?




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