[Jew] Need a thread for Jew news and topics.

[Viking]

The real cause of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict; Who invented falafel.

[Jaron]

The real cause of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict; Who invented falafel.

Mexicans.

[Neil]

Who'd have thought it, a Poles advocating a Jewish 'ghetto' 

Very witty.

[Fireblade]

I have a theory that Martinus is secretly a Jew.

Let's look at the evidence:

1) Polish
2) Rich
3) Lawyer
4) Gay
5) Atheist
6) Hates Jews (self-hating Jew)
7) More intelligent than the average Polack

It's all circumstantial evidence, but I think the chances are pretty good Marbas is as much a kike as Siege and Malthus. 

[Maximus]

7) More intelligent than the average Polack

No way the country would be able to function if this were true.

[Neil]

I have a theory that Martinus is secretly a Jew.

Let's look at the evidence:

1) Polish
2) Rich
3) Lawyer
4) Gay
5) Atheist
6) Hates Jews (self-hating Jew)
7) More intelligent than the average Polack

1)  Martinus is a Russian.
2)  Not really rich.  Comfortably middle class.
3)  There is some doubt as to whether Martinus is actually a lawyer.
4)  I'll give you this one.
5)  And this one.
6)  Not definitive.  He could also be an Arab, a black, a Scandinavian or a Slav.
7)  Hard to say.  The only Poles I know are those around here.  Sahib and Sapura are both more intelligent than Martinus.

[Razgovory]

7)  Hard to say.  The only Poles I know are those around here.  Sahib and Sapura are both more intelligent than Martinus.

So are fucking door knobs.

[Siege]

The closest thing to a Jewish version of you is Siege and he doesn't post that much about Judaism, comparatively speaking.

What are you saying?

That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!

[Eddie Teach]

Hey, haven't you embarrased yourself with this topic before? 

I don't know that Garbon's typos really depend on the topic being discussed. 

[Maximus]

What are you saying?

That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!

yea let's go with that

[Razgovory]

The closest thing to a Jewish version of you is Siege and he doesn't post that much about Judaism, comparatively speaking.

What are you saying?

That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!

Who knows what's important to you.  You're a nut.  I can say this in my official capacity of crazy person.

[The Brain]

If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?

[Siege]

What are you saying?

That war and hatred of Islam is more important to me than judaism????!!!!

yea let's go with that

What the fuck do ya mean?

[Siege]

If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?

Because it hurts?

I had a mothefucker stick his finger in my ass for the medical for sniper school, and it hurt like shit.
And that was not the first time I had that done to me.
When you are in the infantry, fingers come into your ass every 6 months.

[The Brain]

If Mart is gay then why doesn't he have anal sex?

Because it hurts?

I had a mothefucker stick his finger in my ass for the medical for sniper school, and it hurt like shit.
And that was not the first time I had that done to me.
When you are in the infantry, fingers come into your ass every 6 months.

My mother taught me not to respond to posts like this.