Petition to change Marty's name officially to HIGH DRAMA MARTY!

Started by Strix, August 14, 2009, 12:45:00 PM

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Should Marty's name be officially changed to HIGH DRAMA MARTY!

Yes
23 (54.8%)
No
10 (23.8%)
Jaron will suck his cock regardless
9 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 41

Sheilbh

I used the phrase HIGH DRAMA Marty not to characterise him but to characterise one of his internet personae (hence HIGH DRAMA Marty, not HIGH DRAMA MARTY), so I don't think we should as I think it would be reductive of Marty's many internet moods :)
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Neil

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Strix

Quote from: Jaron on August 14, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Strix, just shut up.

You're an embarrassment to this forum.

It's ok J. We understand. The world is a much different place now. I know it's tough to be gay AND Hispanic. Still, it's time to show your pride and officially come out. Once you finally admit to yourself what everyone else already knows than the self-loathing and low self-esteem will go away.
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

Martinus

Quote from: Strix on August 15, 2009, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: Jaron on August 14, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
Strix, just shut up.

You're an embarrassment to this forum.

It's ok J. We understand. The world is a much different place now. I know it's tough to be gay AND Hispanic. Still, it's time to show your pride and officially come out. Once you finally admit to yourself what everyone else already knows than the self-loathing and low self-esteem will go away.

Wow, as troll attempts go this one is so weak, I can't even find an inappropriate analogy to describe it. :D

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Martinus on August 15, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
as troll attempts go this one is so weak, I can't even find an inappropriate analogy to describe it. :D

It's like Jaron's father died all over again? From boredom, that is.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Strix

Quote from: Martinus on August 15, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
Wow, as troll attempts go this one is so weak, I can't even find an inappropriate analogy to describe it. :D

It's just sympathy for the tough transition that Jaron is going through at this time. It's surprising that you aren't more understanding of someone else afraid to come out.
"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left." - Margaret Thatcher

PDH

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garbon

Quote from: Strix on August 15, 2009, 02:38:42 AM
It's ok J. We understand. The world is a much different place now. I know it's tough to be gay AND Hispanic. Still, it's time to show your pride and officially come out. Once you finally admit to yourself what everyone else already knows than the self-loathing and low self-esteem will go away.

Umm, didn't that gay kid get killed in Oxnard?
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: garbon on August 15, 2009, 09:51:07 PM
Umm, didn't that gay kid get killed in Oxnard?

Are you suggesting Jaron's a creature from the beyond? :o
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Caliga

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Caliga on August 17, 2009, 07:01:27 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 15, 2009, 04:14:31 PM
You want to fire him up? Rename him to Dan White Jack Kemp.
:)

Yeah, that might be better, since marti's gay histrionics are shallow and he likely doesn't know who Dan White is.
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