Barack Obama has rescued America from Economic Disaster

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Savonarola

August 07, 2009, 12:55:37 PM
QuoteObama: U.S. rescued from economic disaster
By BEN FELLER • Associated Press • August 7, 2009

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama is welcoming an improved national employment report, saying his administration has "rescued our economy from collapse."

In an appearance on the White House Rose Garden, Obama applauded a Labor Department report earlier today saying that the jobless rate declined to 9.4% from 9.5% a month earlier.

But he said much more needs to be done and that he won't rest until "every American that is looking for a job can find one."

Obama said, "We have a steep mountain to climb and we started in a very deep valley."


Happy days are here again.   :)
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garbon

#1
August 07, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Mission Accomplished!
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alfred russel

#2
August 07, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 07, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Mission Accomplished!

He may not be more competent, but at least Obama is politically astute enough not to fly onto an aircraft carrier with that message.  ;)
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Faeelin

#3
August 07, 2009, 12:59:20 PM
The recession is imploding!

DisturbedPervert

#4
August 07, 2009, 01:00:43 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 07, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 07, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Mission Accomplished!

He may not be more competent, but at least Obama is politically astute enough not to fly onto an aircraft carrier with that message.  ;)

Now he can fly, eh?   :rolleyes:

garbon

#5
August 07, 2009, 01:03:00 PM
I like that the AP calls this article: White House still warns of 10 percent jobless rate
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

alfred russel

#6
August 07, 2009, 01:05:15 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 07, 2009, 01:00:43 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 07, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 07, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Mission Accomplished!

He may not be more competent, but at least Obama is politically astute enough not to fly onto an aircraft carrier with that message.  ;)

Now he can fly, eh?   :rolleyes:

Apparently he can do something even more remarkable: reduce unemployment 6 months after taking office in the worst economic crisis since WWII. :)
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Grey Fox

#7
August 07, 2009, 01:08:02 PM
:yeah:
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KRonn

#8
August 07, 2009, 01:17:00 PM
Good news, the unemployment rate has dropped, even if only by a small amount, it's the right direction and hopefully it keeps going that way.    :) 

derspiess

#9
August 07, 2009, 01:17:48 PM
That's even more impressive than inventing the internet :)
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Valmy

#10
August 07, 2009, 01:25:29 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on August 07, 2009, 12:59:20 PM
The recession is imploding!

:lmfao:

The recent job loss statistics are just evidence that the recession is desperate and on its last legs.
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#11
August 07, 2009, 01:25:58 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 07, 2009, 01:05:15 PM

Apparently he can do something even more remarkable: reduce unemployment 6 months after taking office in the worst economic crisis since WWII. :)

:lol: Yeah. It's magic!
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DGuller

#12
August 07, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
For the record, I didn't doubt Obama's economic abilities for one second.  I think it's a well known fact that it takes five months before the new president can start having an effect on the economy, and we've seen proof of it again.

Caliga

#13
August 07, 2009, 01:42:29 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on August 07, 2009, 01:00:43 PM
Now he can fly, eh?   :rolleyes:

Somebody quick, blackface this photo:
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Savonarola

#14
August 07, 2009, 01:46:34 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 07, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
For the record, I didn't doubt Obama's economic abilities for one second. 

I never once doubted his ability to take credit for the eventual recovery.   :)
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