We are all going to DIE.

[Ed Anger]

'We', as in America, since the rest of you dirty,smelly fucks don't count. You smell like feet.

http://www.slate.com/id/2223285/sidebar/2223286/

Personally, I blame the gays.

35. Gay Marriage: As the institution spreads across the country, splinter groups bemoan the practice and agitate to form their own, heterosexual-only state.

[The Brain]

Why not, it's about states' rights.

[DontSayBanana]

The article puts Al-Qaeda obtaining nukes as less likely than Russia "hitting the button." Somehow, I'd be more concerned about the drive of Al-Qaeda operatives than former Soviet power figures with chips on their shoulder.

[garbon]

The article puts Al-Qaeda obtaining nukes as less likely than Russia "hitting the button." Somehow, I'd be more concerned about the drive of Al-Qaeda operatives than former Soviet power figures with chips on their shoulder.

Umm...I don't think that list is order.

[Grey Fox]

Yes! I'll survive.

[garbon]

Yes! I'll survive.

Go on now, go walk out the door

[Valmy]

Yes! I'll survive.

Canada Fails: Climate change is more extreme in northern latitudes, and Canadians try to stream south into the United States, destabilizing the entire continent.

Fucking Canadians will destroy us all!

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

140. Rods From God: America's enemies besiege the United States with bundled tungsten rods dropped from outer space—weapons of the future described by Popular Science as "space-launched darts that strike like meteors." Some critics argue that the rods would vaporize before they hit the ground. Nevertheless, Rods From God were mentioned in a 2003 Air Force document that details potential new space weaponry.

This would be my choice, if I were a Bond supervillan.

[Darth Wagtaros]

140. Rods From God: America's enemies besiege the United States with bundled tungsten rods dropped from outer space—weapons of the future described by Popular Science as "space-launched darts that strike like meteors." Some critics argue that the rods would vaporize before they hit the ground. Nevertheless, Rods From God were mentioned in a 2003 Air Force document that details potential new space weaponry.

This would be my choice, if I were a Bond supervillan.

Not nearly elaborate enough.  Throw in knocking over a banana republic to seize control of a mine that would produce the silver you needed to buy the tungsten and you would be more on track.