Ohio, the heart of it all

[Ed Anger]

Apologies for that shitty motto, it was on the license plates. This is my thread for all that is wacky in buckeye land. Anyways,

The pitcher involved in beaning a fan gets sentenced today. For those that don't remember last year:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHs94UuzWjU

I was there, and it was AWESOME. I hope he gets sent to Lucasville.

[Ed Anger]

And here is one from back in june I forgot about, but since I live in that town,let us have fun with it.

BELLBROOK, Ohio (AP) -- A man accused of harassing females while dressed in a one-piece woman's swimsuit has pleaded not guilty.

Forty-one-year-old Kevin L. Miller of Sugarcreek Township, entered the plea Tuesday before Xenia Municipal Court Judge Michael Murry. Bond is $10,000.

Sugarcreek Township police Sgt. Mark White says Miller was wearing a woman's swimsuit when police arrested him on his property Monday night. He has been charged with menacing and public indecency, both misdemeanors.

Xenia Prosecutor Ron Lewis says Miller once swam into the Little Miami River chasing two women who were canoeing, and once chased two juveniles who had visited an ice cream shop.

Lewis says Miller also partially exposed himself while wearing the swimsuit.

(Copyright 2009 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

[Maximus]

Lewis says Miller also partially exposed himself while wearing the swimsuit.

Camel toes just aren't for everyone.

[Pedrito]

Lewis says Miller also partially exposed himself while wearing the swimsuit.

Camel toes just aren't for everyone.

L.

[derspiess]

Thankfully here a few miles south, all we have to worry about is getting shot in Fountain Square downtown.

edit: speaking of which, our own Superhero, the Shadow Hare, hasn't been heard from all summer 

[PRC]

Is it true that Ohio is the Newfoundland of America? 

IE in Canada everyone makes fun of the Newfies as being retarded hicks.  For instance... did you hear about the Newfie who died while hunting?  He was following some tracks and got hit by a train.  I've heard tell that Ohio is like that for Americans.

[Caliga]

No, that would be one of West Virginia or Kentucky.

[The Brain]

What's with the local shit? I don't have a fucking Swedish thread.

[Caliga]

What's with the local shit? I don't have a fucking Swedish thread.

Start one.

[derspiess]

I've heard tell that Ohio is like that for Americans.

You probably heard that from Michiganers.  Ohio seems to be known mostly for being boring & having bad NFL teams.

Like Cal said, WV & KY bear the brunt of the jokes.  When I transferred to the University of Delaware I initially concealed my West Virginia past 

[PRC]

You probably heard that from Michiganers.  Ohio seems to be known mostly for being boring & having bad NFL teams.

Like Cal said, WV & KY bear the brunt of the jokes.  When I transferred to the University of Delaware I initially concealed my West Virginia past 

Actually, it's true... I did hear that from Michiganers while I was in Detroit & Windsor.  They got the rivalry going eh.

[Caliga]

Like Cal said, WV & KY bear the brunt of the jokes.  When I transferred to the University of Delaware I initially concealed my West Virginia past 

America, America starring derspiess.

[The Brain]

What's with the local shit? I don't have a fucking Swedish thread.

Start one.

Sweden is a place where nothing ever happens.

[Caliga]

Just like Ed does, I'm sure you can figure out a way to turn 'nothing' into something.

[The Brain]

Just like Ed does, I'm sure you can figure out a way to turn 'nothing' into something.

I try not to play God.