A Game of Thrones on HBO - I guess this is really going to happen.

[Berkut]

Also, isin't she supposed to look like Lancelot? I mean, what his name? The kingslayer, the dude that loses a hand and falls in love with the ugly chick?

Jaime is her brother/The Kingslayer.  Lancel is the younger (16-17) year-old cousin that she uses as a sex toy when Jaime's out of town.

That isn't exactly all she uses him for...

[Siege]

Well, it is a comparison exercise.

The rich and powerful of old look pretty next to the poor and powerless of old.

[The Larch]

First one who I don't like. Too old. Cersei, when the books start, is rather young - late 20s, probably. This woman is pushing 40.

Cersei is in the mid 30s at the start of the books. One of her concerns in the 4th book is that her age is starting to show.

[Berkut]

First one who I don't like. Too old. Cersei, when the books start, is rather young - late 20s, probably. This woman is pushing 40.

Cersei is in the mid 30s at the start of the books. One of her concerns in the 4th book is that her age is starting to show.

Well, actually, I guess you may be right - Joffrey was 15 when his father died, so that would put her into her 30s, at least.

[The Larch]

First one who I don't like. Too old. Cersei, when the books start, is rather young - late 20s, probably. This woman is pushing 40.

Cersei is in the mid 30s at the start of the books. One of her concerns in the 4th book is that her age is starting to show.

Well, actually, I guess you may be right - Joffrey was 15 when his father died, so that would put her into her 30s, at least.

You can even do the math. Jaime was 18 or so when the civil war was raging, and Joffrey is 13 or 14 by the beginning of the first book. That puts Cersey at 32 y.o. minimum by the beginning of the series. Ned, Catelyn, Robert, Jaime and Cersei are all around the same age, theoretically.

[Viking]

Jamie doesn't fall in love with the knight chick.. he just comes to respect her and learns from her that his honour matters. He doesn't want to fuck her... he only wants to fuck Cercei.

[Siege]

Jamie doesn't fall in love with the knight chick.. he just comes to respect her and learns from her that his honour matters. He doesn't want to fuck her... he only wants to fuck Cercei.

Bullshit. There can't be friendship between man and woman, or so the http://www.laddertheory.com/ says.

[DisturbedPervert]

What are you talking about? Lena Headey is supersexy.

She's flat.  Cersei should have tiggle bitties. She's pretty, but not a sex bomb.  She's supposed to be extremely voluptuous and one of the sexiest women in the kingdom.

It really doesn't matter though if she doesn't fit my physical expectations at all as long as she can act like Cersei.  That's much more important.

[Maximus]

She's flat.  Cersei should have tiggle bitties. She's pretty, but not a sex bomb.  She's supposed to be extremely voluptuous and one of the sexiest women in the kingdom.

I never really got that impression of Cersei. Sure, she thought she was, but no one else did, except maybe Jaime.

[Siege]

What's wrong with being flat?

All great woman were flat. Olympia, Cleopatrah, Octavia, Genaria, Berengaria, Isabella I, Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth I, Alexeievna,  Glen Gray, Mary Pickford ,  Greta Garbo,  Katharine Hepburn,  Gloria Swanson, Sissy Spacek, Julia Roberts,  Michelle Pfeiffer, Hilary Swank, Halle Berry, Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evan Rachel Wood,  Winona Ryder, Rachel Anne McAdams, Diane Kruger, and Sandra Bullock!

Damn, I can't believe I wasted my time looking for the proper spell for the name of those bitches!

I am reallu drunk!!!$$$!!##44

[Eddie Teach]

Jamie doesn't fall in love with the knight chick.. he just comes to respect her and learns from her that his honour matters. He doesn't want to fuck her... he only wants to fuck Cercei.

Bullshit. There can't be friendship between man and woman, or so the http://www.laddertheory.com/ says.

She's ugly, so he can be friends with her without sex getting in the way.

[Viking]

Cercei should be HOTT. Like Jaime is HOTT. They are twins. She's a pouty selfish spoiled brat that uses her sex to get what she wants for that incestuous bastard of hers. Not supermodel good looks, but rather faded supermodel after a few kids. Sort of how Sheryl Crow or Alanis Morisette are mature and hott. My problems with Lena Heady for Cercei are as follows.

1) All the parts (I've seen her) play are determined focussed women. Fighting to the death is their sort of thing, not going and complaining to daddy about the midget brother.

2) She isn't blonde and she doesn't have fabulous hair. Hair matters here whether it is Grey (Targaryen), Red (Tulley), Brown, Blonde (Lannister) or Black (Stark). Cercei has hair like this



3) She is flat, Cercei is decadently sexy.

[Eddie Teach]

Cercei should be HOTT. Like Jaime is HOTT. They are twins. She's a pouty selfish spoiled brat that uses her sex to get what she wants for that incestuous bastard of hers. Not supermodel good looks, but rather faded supermodel after a few kids. Sort of how Sheryl Crow or Alanis Morisette are mature and hott. My problems with Lena Heady for Cercei are as follows.

Lena Heady is hotter than either of those two.

[Berkut]

Cercei should be HOTT. Like Jaime is HOTT. They are twins. She's a pouty selfish spoiled brat that uses her sex to get what she wants for that incestuous bastard of hers. Not supermodel good looks, but rather faded supermodel after a few kids. Sort of how Sheryl Crow or Alanis Morisette are mature and hott. My problems with Lena Heady for Cercei are as follows.

Lena Heady is hotter than either of those two.

Yeah, I was right there with him until he picked two rather homely women as his examples.

[DisturbedPervert]

I picture Cersei something like an older Scarlett Johansson