A Game of Thrones on HBO - I guess this is really going to happen.

[The Brain]

What about your enormous sexual power?

[Ed Anger]

What about your enormous sexual power?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Neil]

It fixed the weather. The Dark One had caused an unnatural heat wave/drought. If they hadn't found it everyone in the world would have died. How is that not integral to the plot?

You know what else would fix the weather?  Rand beating the Dark One.  Instead of using circumstances to advance the plot, the author chose to use them to tell a dull sidestory about unlikeable characters.

Holy.
Fuck.

Now even Neil manages to say what I mean in 1/10th the space, and with much greater clarity.

I am the fucking Robert Jordan of internet posting!

'Now even Neil'?

[Korea]

Raistlin gives me a boner.

Me too! I've been meaning to finish the time of the twins for like 5 years now.

[Korea]

Raistlin gives me a boner.

My theory is that Tim modelled himself on Raistlin.

boner: lost

Boner: gained 

[jimmy olsen]

Raistlin gives me a boner.

My theory is that Tim modelled himself on Raistlin.

boner: lost

Boner: gained 

[Korea]

Have you read Sandersons new book yet? I think its called Warbreaker. I'm dying to read it but I just bought the entire Buffy series so my free time will be very very occupied.

[Martinus]

Raistlin gives me a boner.

My theory is that Tim modelled himself on Raistlin.

If Raistlin was anything like Tim, he would have blown himself to pieces after misspelling the first spell in his book.

[jimmy olsen]

Have you read Sandersons new book yet? I think its called Warbreaker. I'm dying to read it but I just bought the entire Buffy series so my free time will be very very occupied.

I thought it was awesome. The magic system is even more original and brilliant than the ones in Mistborn, and they were groundbreaking. I can't wait for him to start publishing The Way of Kings, it's gonna be so epic. It's supposed to be a 10 book series, with 10 different magic systems. He had to put it off to finish off the Wheel of Time.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Raistlin gives me a boner.

Me too! I've been meaning to finish the time of the twins for like 5 years now.

Dude! Finish it.  The Test of the Twins trilogy is the only Dragonlance trilogy or standalone really worth reading. 

[Tamas]

You people have ruined this thread.

[Viking]

You people have ruined this thread.

How?

[Tamas]

by all this non-Game of Thrones talk. Who the fuck cares.

[jimmy olsen]

Raistlin gives me a boner.

Me too! I've been meaning to finish the time of the twins for like 5 years now.

Dude! Finish it.  The Test of the Twins trilogy is the only Dragonlance trilogy or standalone really worth reading.

Yup, definitely true.

[Neil]

Laurana, Tika, Goldmoon, even Crysania.  None of them pull their braids.