Go Persians, go!

[Solmyr]

I'm wondering which weekly crisis will be the next one to come completely out of left field. Will it be missile strikes on Uzbekistan? Pushing US claims to 54°40' N? Declaring the Dalai Lama illegitimate and Trump is the actual head of the Gelug school of Tibetan Buddhism? Crowning himself Holy Roman Emperor and demanding the dissolution of the Federal Republic of Germany?

Depends on what Stephen Miller does while playing HoI4 that week.

[Tonitrus]

Will he be...Ottoman Empire?