US - Greenland Crisis Thread

[Jacob]

I think we are a bit away from Trump ordering an actual attack, but I suppose time will tell.

[mongers]

I think we are a bit away from Trump ordering an actual attack, but I suppose time will tell.

Nearer a figure in weeks, rather than months I'd wager.

[Admiral Yi]

Offer a lighter in good weather

Plebe.

[HVC]

Offer a lighter in good weather

Plebe.

What if it's a fancy lighter?

[Admiral Yi]

What if it's a fancy lighter?

Clueless nouveau riche                                                                  

[HVC]

What if it's a fancy lighter?

Clueless nouveau riche                                                                  

But I liked my zippo lighter I mean not exactly bougie but better then a bic.

Besides the real reason you hand over your cig is because you're afraid they'll steal your lighter Bics go bye bye. People at least give back zippos.

[Admiral Yi]

But I liked my zippo lighter I mean not exactly bougie but better then a bic.

Besides the real reason you hand over your cig is because you're afraid they'll steal your lighter Bics go bye bye. People at least give back zippos.

Zippos are cool. Expensive lighters are cool. Sean Connery showed us.

People pocketing your bic is uncool.

But you lighting their smoke takes care of that.

[Sophie Scholl]

I don't like the flavor that the lighter fluid in Zippos give to a smoke. 

[Admiral Yi]

I don't like the flavor that the lighter fluid in Zippos give to a smoke. 

Sometimes you need to suffer for style.

[bogh]

So far Sweden, Norway and Germany have announced personnel going to Greenland. I expect more will follow.

Danish soldiers have been instructed to resist if they attacked.

Imagine what we could have spent our time and resources on instead of this nonsense. So idiotic, everyone having to pretend there some rationale or meaning behind this.

[viper37]

So far Sweden, Norway and Germany have announced personnel going to Greenland. I expect more will follow.

Danish soldiers have been instructed to resist if they attacked.

Imagine what we could have spent our time and resources on instead of this nonsense. So idiotic, everyone having to pretend there some rationale or meaning behind this.

I doubt the US military will go ahead with this.  There will be pushback.

[Norgy]

So far Sweden, Norway and Germany have announced personnel going to Greenland. I expect more will follow.

According to our state broadcaster, the massive reinforcement is two (2), deux, zwei, dos, dois, to people. 
You are: Welcome. Plz send red hot dogs.

[Tamas]

The US will want to move in before the international reinforcements arrive, so it's very soon now, probably a few days after they start a new war with Iran.

[Jacob]

According to our state broadcaster, the massive reinforcement is two (2), deux, zwei, dos, dois, to people. 
You are: Welcome. Plz send red hot dogs.

My understanding is that most of the people going right now are there to pave the way for actual troops being sent. They're some kind of logistics/ planning officers most likely.

[Jacob]

The US will want to move in before the international reinforcements arrive, so it's very soon now, probably a few days after they start a new war with Iran.

You think that's how it's going to play out? The US starts a war with Iran in the next couple of day, followed by an invasion of Greenland inside the week?