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So, when *did* World War II start?

Started by Norgy, September 08, 2025, 06:11:40 AM

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The Minsky Moment

There are some people who believe that the China thread, commenced much earlier, was the real start of the War. However, I think that although the China thread has been sporadically contentious and seemingly interminable, it is otherwise unrelated to the start of WW3 here. The China thread only became entangled in WW3 when it was later raised in this thread and thereby became connected to the broader conflict.  By me. Just now.
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Valmy

Quote from: crazy canuck on September 10, 2025, 02:20:33 PMI think there is a clear consensus, rare for Languish, on that point.  The only real issue now is whether Norgy was influenced in his actions by the assassination of Grand Duke Ferdinand.

ARCHDUKE!  :mad:
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Neil

Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 09, 2025, 11:25:41 PMSure, there was a chance, and it makes for good alternate history scenarios, but the 2nd Sino-Japanese war was a major front of the World War and it was the first to begin in earnest, so I would put the beginning of the war at July 7th, 1937.

A world war doesn't have to start with blows between world powers, it can start small and slowly grow and spiral out of control.
Why not October 3rd, 1935?  Your Ethiopian erasure is unforgivable!
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The Minsky Moment

Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2025, 02:57:30 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 10, 2025, 02:20:33 PMI think there is a clear consensus, rare for Languish, on that point.  The only real issue now is whether Norgy was influenced in his actions by the assassination of Grand Duke Ferdinand.

ARCHDUKE!  :mad:

No kidding.  Treating an Austrian Archduke like some degenerate Romanov uncle?  That's that sort of thing that causes world wars right there.
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PJL

Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 10, 2025, 05:08:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2025, 02:57:30 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 10, 2025, 02:20:33 PMI think there is a clear consensus, rare for Languish, on that point.  The only real issue now is whether Norgy was influenced in his actions by the assassination of Grand Duke Ferdinand.

ARCHDUKE!  :mad:

No kidding.  Treating an Austrian Archduke like some degenerate Romanov uncle?  That's that sort of thing that causes world wars right there.

I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry....

Jacob

Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 10, 2025, 02:39:03 PMThere are some people who believe that the China thread, commenced much earlier, was the real start of the War. However, I think that although the China thread has been sporadically contentious and seemingly interminable, it is otherwise unrelated to the start of WW3 here. The China thread only became entangled in WW3 when it was later raised in this thread and thereby became connected to the broader conflict.  By me. Just now.

I think we need to go back a bit further than that:

QuoteIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

PJL

As for the when WW2 started, well there's an argument for 1792 being the start date.

Sheilbh

Quote from: PJL on September 10, 2025, 05:12:41 PMAs for the when WW2 started, well there's an argument for 1792 being the start date.
My favourite "very long 19th century" was 1789 to 1989 :lol:
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The Minsky Moment

Quote from: Jacob on September 10, 2025, 05:12:15 PMI think we need to go back a bit further than that:

QuoteIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move


Stop distracting us and making excuses Jacob.  We all know you started that China thread.  The blood is on your hands.
We have, accordingly, always had plenty of excellent lawyers, though we often had to do without even tolerable administrators, and seen destined to endure the inconvenience of hereafter doing without any constructive statesmen at all.
--Woodrow Wilson

Jacob

Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 10, 2025, 05:20:27 PMStop distracting us and making excuses Jacob.  We all know you started that China thread.  The blood is on your hands.

I had no choice!

You could all have ignored the thread, but instead you responded!

crazy canuck

Quote from: Jacob on September 10, 2025, 06:42:52 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 10, 2025, 05:20:27 PMStop distracting us and making excuses Jacob.  We all know you started that China thread.  The blood is on your hands.

I had no choice!

You could all have ignored the thread, but instead you responded!

Sure, blame us victims
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Quote from: The Minsky Moment on September 10, 2025, 05:08:25 PM
Quote from: Valmy on September 10, 2025, 02:57:30 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on September 10, 2025, 02:20:33 PMI think there is a clear consensus, rare for Languish, on that point.  The only real issue now is whether Norgy was influenced in his actions by the assassination of Grand Duke Ferdinand.

ARCHDUKE!  :mad:

No kidding.  Treating an Austrian Archduke like some degenerate Romanov uncle?  That's that sort of thing that causes world wars right there.

I mean, at least the Grand Duke was actually a GRAND Duke:



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