The twenty best war movies, according to the Torygraph

Started by Alatriste, July 27, 2009, 07:20:04 AM

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Syt

Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 01:29:43 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
Germans should make more war films (as opposed to, you know, making actual war):)

They should do more of that to and send soldiers to help with NATO operations...

then make movies about those operations.

According to our media, Bundeswehr recently took part in a "major offensive" (Großoffensive) of 300 Germans and 800 Afghans against Taliban near Kundus, involving "heavy equipment", i.e. mortars and Marder APCs.  :blush:
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Threviel

Quote from: Syt on July 27, 2009, 01:15:57 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 12:58:13 PM
... no love for Bridge over Remagen. :sad:

None for Stalingrad or its 1950s predecessor "Hunde, wollt Ihr ewig leben" (literally: Dogs, do you want to live forever), either.

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Ed Anger

Quote from: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 01:35:44 PM
I'd like to see some Afghan War movies. It would be fascinating.

Try The Beast. Mediocre, but it involves russians.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 27, 2009, 12:55:16 PMWas there any actual combat in Schindler's List?

For the truly discriminating Nazi fanboi, nothing beats the cleansing of the Ghetto.

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Josephus

Quote from: The Brain on July 27, 2009, 01:40:25 PM
Stalingrad wasn't good.

That's probably a blasphemous thing to say on this grognard list. That said I agree with you. I was really looking forward to it. But in the end, it just didn't seem to do it for me. I vaguely remember a long confusing scene of a bunch of guys walking around in the snow.

Enemy at the Gates was even better.

But that all said: Schindler's List? Since when is that a war movie? REally. It's a movie that takes place in the war, but I wouldn't classify it as a war movie.

Discuss.
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Quote from: Josephus on July 27, 2009, 05:30:48 PM
But that all said: Schindler's List? Since when is that a war movie? REally. It's a movie that takes place in the war, but I wouldn't classify it as a war movie.
Discuss.

As I mentioned about, for the discriminating Nazi fanboi or typical anti-semitic European, the Ghetto scenes are ab-fab whacking material.

Definitely more of a war movie than Good Morning, Vietnam.  WTF?

Razgovory

Didn't like Stalingrad either.  Germans were to emo.
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Where's my Thin Red LineThe Admiral, but no Yamato?
The Torygraph is smoking its socks.  Pearl fucking Harbor?  What, war movies = fiction to them?

crazy canuck

No Bridge too far, Enemy at the Gates and Das Boot.

This is no list

Razgovory

I liked Paths of Glory was an interesting war movie I thought.
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Quote from: Josephus on July 27, 2009, 05:30:48 PM
But that all said: Schindler's List? Since when is that a war movie? REally. It's a movie that takes place in the war, but I wouldn't classify it as a war movie.

Discuss.

Yeah seriously. If Schindler's List belongs on the list, Casablanca should top it.
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Quote from: crazy canuck on July 27, 2009, 05:35:38 PM
No Bridge too far, Enemy at the Gates and Das Boot.

This is no list

Fuck that Enemy at the Gates bullshit.  Crap movie.