The twenty best war movies, according to the Torygraph

Started by Alatriste, July 27, 2009, 07:20:04 AM

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Valmy

Quote from: Syt on July 27, 2009, 12:43:18 PM
Any list with Pearl Harbour on it is by default wrong.

Worst acted big budget films of all time?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

PDH

Pearl Harbor did have good modern destroyers in it.
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Pearl Harbor wasn't all that bad. Perhaps too chick-friendly to be considered a war film, but :mellow:

Was there any actual combat in Schindler's List?
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saskganesh

Good Morning, Vietnam (1987) is not very good. that movie is wallpaper around some good Williams' rants.

... no love for Bridge over Remagen. :sad:
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Valmy

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 27, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
Pearl Harbor wasn't all that bad. Perhaps too chick-friendly to be considered a war film, but :mellow:

:mellow: It was not the chick-friendliness that made it a mediocre film.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 01:01:53 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 27, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
Pearl Harbor wasn't all that bad. Perhaps too chick-friendly to be considered a war film, but :mellow:

:mellow: It was not the chick-friendliness that made it a mediocre film.

Sure, it's mediocre and doesn't belong on the list. It still wasn't as bad as several of the posts were making it out.
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Syt

Quote from: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 12:58:13 PM
... no love for Bridge over Remagen. :sad:

None for Stalingrad or its 1950s predecessor "Hunde, wollt Ihr ewig leben" (literally: Dogs, do you want to live forever), either.
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Valmy

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 27, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
Did war not exist before the Zulu Wars?

You couldn't make as big of explosions back then and that is what the Telegraph loves most about war films.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

saskganesh

Quote from: Syt on July 27, 2009, 01:15:57 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 12:58:13 PM
... no love for Bridge over Remagen. :sad:

None for Stalingrad or its 1950s predecessor "Hunde, wollt Ihr ewig leben" (literally: Dogs, do you want to live forever), either.

I really liked Stalingrad. and Downfall. and Die Bruke.

Germans should make more war films (as opposed to, you know, making actual war):)
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Valmy

Quote from: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
Germans should make more war films (as opposed to, you know, making actual war):)

They should do more of that to and send soldiers to help with NATO operations...

then make movies about those operations.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

saskganesh

I'd like to see some Afghan War movies. It would be fascinating.
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Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 27, 2009, 12:55:16 PM
Pearl Harbor wasn't all that bad.

The ending credits were easy to read.

And a relief to get to.
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