D&D 5e - Help Me Name Fred's Bitches

[C.C.R.]

This is all *GREAT* stuff, guys, thank you! As anticipated the DM laughed his ass off when I pitched this to him yesterday. We agreed that at the start of the session Fred will receive a letter from The Archbishop that he has been promoted to Bishop, here's your bishop's "Secret Decoder Ring" that will let you perform a ten minute ritual to summon a new acolyte/ sous chef/ trainee/ bitch once a day (as long as you do not have a current one). I'm going to give him the list of names that we're working on here & let him pick the names as they come up, using whatever method he chooses to pick.

I'll have to be sure to reiterate to the DM that the entire point of these fuckers is that they're squishy & they need to die. He has a soft spot for us & feels bad when we die, but that's the whole point of these dudes...

 

[Jacob]

Berry MacCockiner - if it hasn't been suggested yet. (Sorry, Berenice)

A alternately Barry MacCockinim, given the genders involved?

[Jacob]

Berry MacCockiner - if it hasn't been suggested yet. (Sorry, Berenice)

I think given the genders involved you might want to go with Barry MacCockinim?

[PDH]

I have both variations (with all sorts of spellings).  I would think that Fred could accommodate either...

[grumbler]

Hey, CCR!   Great to see you.

Some names:
Rosie Redbottum and her sister
Lily Whitebottum and her cousin
Cheeky Bearbottum

[C.C.R.]

Whoops, quoted myself instead of editing. Stoopid newfangled intrawebs thingy...

[C.C.R.]

Berry MacCockiner - if it hasn't been suggested yet. (Sorry, Berenice)

I think given the genders involved you might want to go with Barry MacCockinim?

I have both variations (with all sorts of spellings).  I would think that Fred could accommodate either...

Added both. ANY port in a storm & what not, eh? 

[C.C.R.]

Hey, CCR!   Great to see you.

Some names:

Cheeky Bearbottum

Hey grumbler! And am adding Cheeky.

Tonight's the night, I'm copypasta-ing all of these names into a list that I'm handing to the DM so that he can pick which name Fred gets every time he summons a new acolyte. I'm pretty stoked about crawling back into Fred's pelt & rolling around for awhile - which is, of course, a sure fire sign that he'll die ten minutes into the session... 

[C.C.R.]

Aubrey Pillowbottom, the first of the acolytes, is still kicking (he got hit from 22 hp down to 8 & then fucked out of the way in our only combat encounter of the night). The DM is onboard with my plan, but alas my party mates are onto me & my wily ways and are looking out for Aubrey's well being. Makes me wonder if I should have set him up as a lower level sidekick (party is at level 8 for app 60-80 hp, Aubrey has 22), but Oh Well...