2022

[Darth Wagtaros]

I used Futureme to send me an e-mail in one year's time, last November.
It just arrived.
"it is the day after Thanksgiving.  It has been a shitty year.  If 2021 sucks consider doing something more drastic. quit job. found band, etc."
I wish I had the first idea as to what to do that would be both drastic and successful. 

[Syt]

What will you call your band?

[Razgovory]

You don't actually have to be in the band you found.  All you need is to hang around teenagers in garages.  You could travel the country founding bands.  You'd be the Johnny Apple-Seed of bad renditions of Iron Man.

[Josquius]

I wish to know more about this band

[Darth Wagtaros]

Looking at the material I have available, I'm thinking it'll be in Second Life, so we don't have to see how embarrassed we are to be in it.

[PDH]

Can I be the manager who steals all the money?

[mongers]

Can I be the manager who steals all the money?

Can I be the tone deaf roadie who drinks all the beers and steals the nicest guitar in lieu of pay?

[Darth Wagtaros]

Can I be the manager who steals all the money?

Can I be the tone deaf roadie who drinks all the beers and steals the nicest guitar in lieu of pay?

Yes, but youy'll also need to get addicted to crack.  It is part of the character that we just can't compromise on.  PDH can free up some of the money he's stolen.

[PDH]

It if means crack, crank, horse, ketamine, uppers, downers, screamers, looies, space coke, and maybe some weed then I can spare some coin.

[Darth Wagtaros]

OK, mongers you have Special K and crack, so you can get up and down.  Plus the liquor, but the band itself is supplying that directly. You will need to get married in two different states and sire 12 children by at least 5 women though.

[Josquius]

Forget the drugs. Surely driving a van will be more of a problem for mongers?

[Darth Wagtaros]

Forget the drugs. Surely driving a van will be more of a problem for mongers?

He wants his crank, he'll fucking drive the giant bus.

[mongers]

Forget the drugs. Surely driving a van will be more of a problem for mongers?

I've driven numerous vans in my time, including as a sound and light roadie etc. 

[Darth Wagtaros]

My idea to start a fictional failed band turned into an argument over whether someone was able to drive an imaginary bus/van while on a bunch of non-existent narcotics.

[PDH]

Hell, the band even broke up before the first rehearsal.