Weirdest Extinct Animals

[Darth Wagtaros]

The Platypus is weird.  So is the Jersey Devil.

[Ed Anger]

The Members Only jacket.  Not seen in its natural habitat since the late 1980s.  In a Monte Carlo SS.  Smelling like Drakkar Noir.

"When you put it on...something happens."

I still have mine.

[Caliga]

I had one in the same color as Money. 

[Ed Anger]

Mine was tan. I was cooler than cool wearing it while driving my Pacer.

[Caliga]

It went well with my mullet and acne. 

[Ed Anger]

It went well with my mullet and acne. 

You had a mullet? 

Sorry.   

[Caliga]

Correct.  Me = Garth with brown hair.

[Ed Anger]

Correct.  Me = Garth with brown hair.

I'll be back in an hour to mock you some more. I have to go take a shit and take a shower.

[Caliga]

Are you ever actually, you know, at work?

[Ed Anger]

Are you ever actually, you know, at work?

Nah. 9 to 5 is for chumps.

[Ed Anger]

Poor Spellus. His thread was taken at knifepoint into an alley, raped repeatedly, then dumped naked in the street.

[Malthus]

Poor Spellus. His thread was taken at knifepoint into an alley, raped repeatedly, then dumped naked in the street.

It would seem the strangest extinct animal of all is a Languish thread that stays on topic.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Poor Spellus. His thread was taken at knifepoint into an alley, raped repeatedly, then dumped naked in the street.

It would seem the strangest extinct animal of all is a Languish thread that stays on topic.

The rarest at least.

[Queequeg]

Poor Spellus. His thread was taken at knifepoint into an alley, raped repeatedly, then dumped naked in the street.

On my birthday, no less. 

[Jos Theelen]

The Zalambdelestes, one of my favourites. One of those first small mammals, who survived all kind of disasters and could be called one of our ancestors.