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Started by jimmy olsen, July 21, 2009, 10:35:11 AM

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jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Tonitrus

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 13, 2011, 11:54:38 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on April 13, 2011, 11:35:03 PM
For a minute, I thought you were "Mr. Oh".
Really? :D

Yeah, just based on what I believe your last name is.  And the format of that post was a tad confusing to read at first, before ingesting all the context.

jimmy olsen

Ah, my students don't know my last name. They just call me "Teacher" or "Timothy/Tim".
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Tonitrus

But yeah, I imagine the reaction to a teacher reporting a student possibly cutting themselves must be a very different cultural thing.  As you probably know well, here in the States, that would have the entire educational/administrative/government apparatus spinning into high gear.

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 13, 2011, 09:36:29 PM
Good God was today soul crushing.

Me: "Mr. Oh! A student tattooed him self with a ball point pen!" (Sex {in shockingly good cursive given his level}).

Mr. Oh's solution? Basically teabagged him and punched him in the head.

Totally surreal.

Later that class.

Me: "Mr Oh! This girl looks like she's been cutting herself!"

Mr. Oh simply shrugs his shoulders and looks sad.

And people wonder why East Asian students kill themselves?

Thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't miss teaching so much.  :P
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 14, 2011, 12:17:34 AM
They just call me ... "Timothy/Tim".

That's not very professional.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Tonitrus on April 14, 2011, 12:31:01 AM
But yeah, I imagine the reaction to a teacher reporting a student possibly cutting themselves must be a very different cultural thing.  As you probably know well, here in the States, that would have the entire educational/administrative/government apparatus spinning into high gear.
Apparently from what I was told later they've had the the counselor talk to her in the past but it didn't seem like they were taking it nearly serious enough.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

HVC

Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 13, 2011, 09:36:29 PM
Good God was today soul crushing.

Me: "Mr. Oh! A student tattooed him self with a ball point pen!" (Sex {in shockingly good cursive given his level}).

Mr. Oh's solution? Basically teabagged him and punched him in the head.

Totally surreal.

Later that class.

Me: "Mr Oh! This girl looks like she's been cutting herself!"

Mr. Oh simply shrugs his shoulders and looks sad.

And people wonder why East Asian students kill themselves?
Does "teabag" mean something different from where you come from? Cause i just got a very strange mental image.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: HVC on April 14, 2011, 09:14:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 13, 2011, 09:36:29 PM
Good God was today soul crushing.

Me: "Mr. Oh! A student tattooed him self with a ball point pen!" (Sex {in shockingly good cursive given his level}).

Mr. Oh's solution? Basically teabagged him and punched him in the head.

Totally surreal.

Later that class.

Me: "Mr Oh! This girl looks like she's been cutting herself!"

Mr. Oh simply shrugs his shoulders and looks sad.

And people wonder why East Asian students kill themselves?
Does "teabag" mean something different from where you come from? Cause i just got a very strange mental image.
Obviously more in the Halo 2 way.

Was kind of straddling the kid who was slouched down in his chair as he dealt some short punches to his dome. Definitely had his crotch right front of his face.

Corporal punishment is technically illegal in Korea, but so is prostitution. In actuality they're endemic. I know one teacher who works at another school who says they're trying to stop that at his, but given the enormous state mandated yearly turnover at schools, that policy will likely not last as new personnel come in. I estimate beatings are up at least 300% at my school this year.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

Quote from: Timbut so is prostitution. In actuality they're endemic.

Tell me more.
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Ideologue

I would like to learn more about Korea's prostitution solution. :hmm:
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Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ideologue on April 14, 2011, 09:42:33 PM
I would like to learn more about Korea's prostitution solution. :hmm:
This would be a lot more funny if the post you were responding to hadn't been deleted.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

Now it just looks weird sitting there, yes. :lol:
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Caliga

Quote from: Ideologue on April 14, 2011, 09:42:33 PM
I would like to learn more about Korea's prostitution solution. :hmm:
Try asking her directly? :)
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Ideologue

Quote from: Caliga on April 15, 2011, 11:14:15 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on April 14, 2011, 09:42:33 PM
I would like to learn more about Korea's prostitution solution. :hmm:
Try asking her directly? :)

I forgot about the double entendre. : /
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)