How Will You Spend the Upcoming Stimulus?

[merithyn]

Even ignoring the non-US contingent this needs an "I got phased out and didn't even get a lousy T-shirt" option.  Mostly for Cal.

Ahem.

[Eddie Teach]

Even ignoring the non-US contingent this needs an "I got phased out and didn't even get a lousy T-shirt" option.  Mostly for Cal.

Ich bin want free money too.

You just have to settle for being overpaid by your employer. 

[KRonn]

I probably won't get it until I do my taxes next year. I didn't get either of the 2020 stimulus but got it in my tax returns for last year.

[katmai]

Go towards my property taxes.

[garbon]

The lack of empathy for people making too much to get any stimulus is downright shocking. 

I wonder if I'll get this one.

[merithyn]

The lack of empathy for people making too much to get any stimulus is downright shocking. 

I wonder if I'll get this one.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment



If this comes up, you're probably not eligible:

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We are unable to provide the status of your payment right now because:

• We don't have enough information yet (we're working on this), or
• You're not eligible for a payment.

For more information about why you're receiving this message, see our Frequently Asked Questions.

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[Razgovory]

I may pay to get that hole in the ceiling fixed.

[garbon]

The lack of empathy for people making too much to get any stimulus is downright shocking. 

I wonder if I'll get this one.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment



If this comes up, you're probably not eligible:

Payment Status - Not Available
We are unable to provide the status of your payment right now because:

• We don't have enough information yet (we're working on this), or
• You're not eligible for a payment.

For more information about why you're receiving this message, see our Frequently Asked Questions.

You can check the application again to see whether there has been an update to your information. Get My Payment data is updated once per day, so there's no need to check back more often.

That's what it says for me but then they also gave me the Trump one.

[katmai]

Yeah both my parents have gotten that message for the first two rounds and still got them.

[Tonitrus]

The lack of empathy for people making too much to get any stimulus is downright shocking. 

I wonder if I'll get this one.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment

Time it says that it will be deposited to my checking account...but for the last two, I received a physical check.

Was that just for the Trump signature.

[PDH]

Hookers and blow it was.

[DGuller]

Hookers and blow it was.

Is it wise to be with hookers during a pandemic?

[PDH]

Hookers and blow it was.

Is it wise to be with hookers during a pandemic?

  Bubble

[garbon]

The lack of empathy for people making too much to get any stimulus is downright shocking. 

I wonder if I'll get this one.

https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/get-my-payment



If this comes up, you're probably not eligible:

Payment Status - Not Available
We are unable to provide the status of your payment right now because:

• We don't have enough information yet (we're working on this), or
• You're not eligible for a payment.

For more information about why you're receiving this message, see our Frequently Asked Questions.

You can check the application again to see whether there has been an update to your information. Get My Payment data is updated once per day, so there's no need to check back more often.

That's what it says for me but then they also gave me the Trump one.

And indeed, I got the full amount.

[fromtia]

Repair the irrigation manifold for the house and overhaul the rear differential on the truck. Both small local businesses. Straight out of my pocket, into theirs.