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garbon

July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:
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Josquius

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July 04, 2020, 05:04:26 AM
A moment's silence please for Mr Garbon 2.
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Syt

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July 04, 2020, 05:46:17 AM
I assume the appropriate salutation to America this year is, "Get well soon?" :unsure:
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Maladict

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July 04, 2020, 05:47:13 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

I've been spared that, but the flag is up and I'm making potato salad.  :swiss:

jimmy olsen

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July 04, 2020, 06:26:47 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

Garbon's married!  :o

Quote from: Tyr on July 04, 2020, 05:04:26 AM
A moment's silence please for Mr Garbon 2.

He's already on his second husband!  :o :o
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Duque de Bragança

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July 04, 2020, 06:31:29 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 04, 2020, 05:47:13 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

I've been spared that, but the flag is up and I'm making potato salad.  :swiss:

Kartoffelsalat? Warum?

HVC

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July 04, 2020, 06:40:15 AM
:cheers:
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garbon

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July 04, 2020, 07:00:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2020, 06:31:29 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 04, 2020, 05:47:13 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

I've been spared that, but the flag is up and I'm making potato salad.  :swiss:

Kartoffelsalat? Warum?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_salad
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Duque de Bragança

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July 04, 2020, 08:00:46 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 07:00:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2020, 06:31:29 AM
Quote from: Maladict on July 04, 2020, 05:47:13 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

I've been spared that, but the flag is up and I'm making potato salad.  :swiss:

Kartoffelsalat? Warum?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_salad

:secret:

From your link:

Quotepotato salad most likely originated from recipes brought to the U.S. by way of German and European immigrants

emphasis mine

PS: all Yanks, enjoy your last (?) July 4th under Trump!

grumbler

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July 04, 2020, 09:10:50 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 04, 2020, 08:00:46 AM
From your link:

Quotepotato salad most likely originated from recipes brought to the U.S. by way of German and European immigrants

I like the way Wikipedia subtly digs the Germans for not being Europeans.
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July 04, 2020, 09:46:43 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2020, 06:26:47 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

Garbon's married!  :o

Quote from: Tyr on July 04, 2020, 05:04:26 AM
A moment's silence please for Mr Garbon 2.

He's already on his second husband!  :o :o

Mr Garbon 1 is garbon himself.
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July 04, 2020, 10:02:40 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
I started off the day making my British spouse listen to all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:

:lol:
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July 04, 2020, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2020, 06:26:47 AM

He's already on his second husband!  :o :o

It's the American way!
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Valmy

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July 04, 2020, 12:21:07 PM
Quote from: fromtia on July 04, 2020, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 04, 2020, 06:26:47 AM

He's already on his second husband!  :o :o

It's the American way!

Get married early, get married often!

Happy Independence Day my fellow Americans! I know this past year...2 years...3 years...um...awhile...has sucked but may we keep striving to a brighter day.
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July 05, 2020, 01:04:40 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 04, 2020, 04:37:49 AM
all the classic anthems about America.  :swiss:
:huh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM ?

Oh, that one! Sorry  :blush: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPwD_6b7CG8
;)
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