An actual email that came to our office today

[Josquius]

Somebody has been watching Black Mirror.

[The Brain]

Syt sure likes his COBI.

[grumbler]

The spam I receive is much less funny.

Dunno, that's pretty funny.  Better than the fifth version of the Nigerian prince.

[Malthus]

The spam I receive is much less funny.

Dunno, that's pretty funny.  Better than the fifth version of the Nigerian prince.

Being a real Nigerian prince must suck, when attempting to arrange international banking. 

I mean, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi was an accountant before he became a king ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adeyeye_Enitan_Ogunwusi

[Eddie Teach]

new messiah huh? I know how this goes, i'll go get the crucifix ready just in case

Jewish Messiah, dude. Unless you plan on nailing him, crucifixes not necessary

Hott.

[Syt]

Ooooh!

European Commission
288 Boulevard Saint-Germain, 75007 Paris.
Communication and Information Unit/R4
BREY 13/ 092 B - 1049 Brussels (Belgium)

We bring to your notice the decision by the board of trustees of The European Union to choose you as one of the numerous recipients of a funds donation which is one of our project in helping resolve financial problem around the world, such as finance of businesses, personal problem concerning health, educational, business investment etc. this will enable the promotion of growth, enhance good living condition and creating new opportunities for people around the world.

We are giving out a yearly donation of ?285,000.00 (two hundred and eighty-five thousand Euros) to 250 lucky recipients who have been selected from over 192 countries, 850,000 website directories all over the globe, as funding /aid grant from the European Union Commission, the United Nation. 80% of our funding goes mostly to help in resolving the migrant situation all around the world especially African and Asian countries. We chose to engage directly with individual due to the fact that most Govt. and NGO we used aren't doing a very good job in the distribution, of funds, there is still enormous poverty and the migrant situation is at its peak, as a matter of fact funds doesn't get to the intended recipient.

Please you are advised to respond with a cue to providing you our payment office close to your region so as to enable you receive the draft funds.

Thank you and my congratulations!!

Mrs.Thompson.
Information Officer and Coordinator.

[DGuller]

Congrats!

[Syt]

Thanks.

[Valmy]

Mr. Thompson must be so proud his wife has reached such a prominent place in the bureaucracy.

[Josquius]

You need to reply and see what you can get them to do