Let's take from the rich and give to the poor!

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Caliga

#30
July 16, 2009, 07:55:47 AM
There are babies in matzoh!?  Wow, never knew that.... and THANKS, now I'm hungry for matzoh ball soup  :mad:
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Valmy

#31
July 16, 2009, 07:57:36 AM
Matzoh looks pretty dry and tastless to me actually.  It could probably use some blood.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#32
July 16, 2009, 08:07:23 AM
It's basically crackers, dude.  Matzoh ball soup is like chicken broth with round dumplings in it.
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Eddie Teach

#33
July 16, 2009, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 16, 2009, 07:44:20 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 16, 2009, 07:41:43 AM
I was flaunting my lawyerdom.  :P
There's a difference? :unsure:

Some Jews are lawyers and some Jews are Hollywood producers. I'm not sure there's much difference, except the producers get a bit higher quality tail.
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Malthus

#34
July 16, 2009, 08:14:35 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 16, 2009, 07:55:47 AM
There are babies in matzoh!?  Wow, never knew that.... and THANKS, now I'm hungry for matzoh ball soup  :mad:

It doesn't *come* with baby, you have to *add* it yourself. That's half the fun!
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#35
July 16, 2009, 08:15:05 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 16, 2009, 08:11:37 AM
Some Jews are lawyers and some Jews are Hollywood producers. I'm not sure there's much difference, except the producers get a bit higher quality tail.

You want to be a Rabbi?  What kind of job is that for a Jewish boy?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#36
July 16, 2009, 08:15:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 16, 2009, 08:11:37 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 16, 2009, 07:44:20 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 16, 2009, 07:41:43 AM
I was flaunting my lawyerdom.  :P
There's a difference? :unsure:

Some Jews are lawyers and some Jews are Hollywood producers. I'm not sure there's much difference, except the producers get a bit higher quality tail.

Ah, the Casting Couch. Is there any greater invention?

Law Society rules sadly prohibit its use in hiring law students.  :(
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Caliga

#37
July 16, 2009, 08:17:35 AM
That's a damn shame, because I'm always surprised how ridiculously HOTT many young female lawyers are.
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Ed Anger

#38
July 16, 2009, 08:19:02 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 16, 2009, 08:17:35 AM
That's a damn shame, because I'm always surprised how ridiculously HOTT many young female lawyers are.

Danger Will Robinson.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#39
July 16, 2009, 08:20:37 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 16, 2009, 08:15:46 AM
Law Society rules sadly prohibit its use in hiring law students.  :(

I am reliably informed that you can use this for hiring administrative staff though.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#40
July 16, 2009, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 16, 2009, 08:17:35 AM
That's a damn shame, because I'm always surprised how ridiculously HOTT many young female lawyers are.

I dated female lawyers.  Very difficult business.  They tended to be rather humorless, bitchy, and ridiculously hard to impress or seduce.

Not fun.  But then I made less money than they did which women don't like.  To these women I say: if you can't stand having man who makes less money than you do don't make so much money.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#41
July 16, 2009, 08:24:36 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 16, 2009, 08:23:11 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 16, 2009, 08:17:35 AM
That's a damn shame, because I'm always surprised how ridiculously HOTT many young female lawyers are.

I dated female lawyers.  Very difficult business.  They tended to be rather humorless, bitchy, and ridiculously hard to impress or seduce.

Not fun.  But then I made less money than they did which women don't like.  To these women I say: if you can't stand having man who makes less money than you do don't make so much money.

They have teeth in their vaginas.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

#42
July 16, 2009, 08:25:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 16, 2009, 08:20:37 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 16, 2009, 08:15:46 AM
Law Society rules sadly prohibit its use in hiring law students.  :(

I am reliably informed that you can use this for hiring administrative staff though.


Quote5.03 (1) In this rule, sexual harassment is one incident or a series of incidents involving unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favours, or other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature

...

(c) when submission to such conduct is made implicitly or explicitly a condition of employment,

(d) when submission to or rejection of such conduct is used as a basis for any employment decision (including, but not limited to, allocation of files, matters of promotion, raise in salary, job security, and benefits affecting the employee),

...

5.03 (2) A lawyer shall not sexually harass a colleague, a staff member, a client, or any other person.

:(  :weep:


The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#43
July 16, 2009, 08:26:23 AM
Quote5.03 (2) A lawyer shall not sexually harass a colleague, a staff member, a client, or any other person.

It seems they could have saved some ink just saying 'A lawyer shall not sexually harass any person.'

But then that would leave out their colleagues.

Man all those office sex documentaries I saw were totally wrong.  :(
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#44
July 16, 2009, 08:27:34 AM
If these 'documentaries' starred Peter North you may want to take them with a grain of salt. :smarty:
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