Young Chinese are "Too Fat and Masturbate Too Much"

[CountDeMoney]

Well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.

[Ed Anger]

 In the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress, come here and feed me this belt, boy...The Red Coats are coming!

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, only commie stooges, huh?

[Ed Anger]

Indeed, I did send out the order for Plan R, R for Robert...yes...yes, I take full responsibility...eh? Oh, no...don't you see, General? The commies...don't you--don't you use Clemenceau on me. The planes...no, it can't be done, Ripper. They are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all. And godspeed, soldier.

[CountDeMoney]

I've just pissed my pants...and no one can do anything about it.

[Ed Anger]

I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think general Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.

[CountDeMoney]

Johnny Fontane will never get that movie.

[Ed Anger]

I'll get you your money. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.