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Started by mongers, August 14, 2017, 07:27:44 PM

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mongers

August 14, 2017, 07:27:44 PM
Assume you have to have a gravestone, so what will be on it?

I think I'll go with:

'Familiarity breeds contempt'
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

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August 14, 2017, 07:29:33 PM

Sophie Scholl

#2
August 14, 2017, 08:24:31 PM
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Valmy

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August 14, 2017, 10:13:06 PM
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

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August 15, 2017, 12:02:01 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 14, 2017, 10:13:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 14, 2017, 07:29:33 PM
First one in

https://youtu.be/vKspf06XuaQ

I am so glad somebody posted that :lol:

This is the one I wanted to post first, but couldn't find fast enough, and I didn't want any of you asschimps to get the drop on me  :P

https://youtu.be/8simZ9mut4Q

Eddie Teach

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August 15, 2017, 02:23:57 AM
Obvious joke is obvious. (Was totally going to make it.  :blush:)

Has this thread turned out the way you hoped, Mongers?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

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August 15, 2017, 02:39:03 AM
Quote from: mongers on August 14, 2017, 07:27:44 PM
Assume you have to have a gravestone

Fuck off.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

mongers

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August 15, 2017, 06:21:51 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on August 15, 2017, 02:23:57 AM
Obvious joke is obvious. (Was totally going to make it.  :blush:)

Has this thread turned out the way you hoped, Mongers?

Quote from: mongers on August 14, 2017, 07:27:44 PM

'Familiarity breeds contempt'


Yeah, almost exactly so.  ;)
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Tonitrus

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August 15, 2017, 04:40:28 PM
"I've got time enough for the earth now."

The Brain

#9
August 15, 2017, 05:44:08 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on August 15, 2017, 04:40:28 PM
"I've got time enough for the earth now."

:thumbsup:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

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August 15, 2017, 08:29:05 PM
You fuckers are gonna get me to buy more frozen pizza. Assholes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

viper37

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August 16, 2017, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: mongers on August 14, 2017, 07:27:44 PM
Assume you have to have a gravestone, so what will be on it?

I think I'll go with:

'Familiarity breeds contempt'

'Live fat and die free'
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Savonarola

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August 18, 2017, 03:48:16 PM
"At Least He Made the Trains Run on Time"   :bowler:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Monoriu

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August 18, 2017, 05:52:34 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on August 18, 2017, 03:48:16 PM
"At Least He Made the Trains Run on Time"   :bowler:

That's brilliant  :lol:
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