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Michigan's unemployment reaches 15%

Started by Savonarola, July 17, 2009, 10:35:06 AM

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Ed Anger

Quote from: Savonarola on July 18, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 18, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Just show that Michigan should really join Canada.
They'd get better welfare.

Given our plethora of Arabs, high unemployment and militiant unions we should become a department of France instead.  :frog:

Start burning cars.
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Scipio

Quote from: Savonarola on July 18, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 18, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Just show that Michigan should really join Canada.
They'd get better welfare.

Given our plethora of Arabs, high unemployment and militiant unions we should become a department of France instead.  :frog:
The difference between France's Arabs and Michigan's Arabs is that France's Arabs can't afford to buy something at 7-11, and Michigan's Arabs own the 7-11s.

FWIW, my dad's company is still signing multi-million dollar manufacturing contracts.
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Savonarola

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Quote from: Ed Anger on July 19, 2009, 07:12:44 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on July 18, 2009, 10:00:56 PM

Given our plethora of Arabs, high unemployment and militiant unions we should become a department of France instead.  :frog:

Start burning cars.

Are couches good enough?  Michigan State students burn those every year.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Savonarola on July 19, 2009, 08:48:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 19, 2009, 07:12:44 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on July 18, 2009, 10:00:56 PM

Given our plethora of Arabs, high unemployment and militiant unions we should become a department of France instead.  :frog:

Start burning cars.

Are couches good enough?  Michigan State students do that every year.
Couches don't explode.
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Ed Anger

Quote from: Savonarola on July 19, 2009, 08:48:17 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 19, 2009, 07:12:44 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on July 18, 2009, 10:00:56 PM

Given our plethora of Arabs, high unemployment and militiant unions we should become a department of France instead.  :frog:

Start burning cars.

Are couches good enough?  Michigan State students do that every year.

You must elevate your game to match the Arab youth in France.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Savonarola

Quote from: Ed Anger on July 19, 2009, 08:50:04 AM


You must elevate your game to match the Arab youth in France.

Tigers are going to have to win the World Series then.  We haven't had a car burning riot since 1984.   :(
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ed Anger

Quote from: Savonarola on July 19, 2009, 08:53:22 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 19, 2009, 08:50:04 AM


You must elevate your game to match the Arab youth in France.

Tigers are going to have to win the World Series then.  We haven't had a car burning riot since 1984.   :(

You are doomed then. Michigan, Michigan State and the lions ain't going to win jack either.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

DGuller

Quote from: Ed Anger on July 19, 2009, 07:12:44 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on July 18, 2009, 10:00:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 18, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Just show that Michigan should really join Canada.
They'd get better welfare.

Given our plethora of Arabs, high unemployment and militiant unions we should become a department of France instead.  :frog:

Start burning cars.
They already make cars that burn themselves.

Josephus

Quote from: Tyr on July 18, 2009, 07:27:06 AM
Just show that Michigan should really join Canada.
They'd get better welfare.

Then finally we would have a good hockey team. :)
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Savonarola

Quote from: Josephus on July 19, 2009, 11:10:29 AM

Then finally we would have a good hockey team. :)

You could expand the CFL as well; since we're in need of a professional football team.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock