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Started by garbon, July 04, 2017, 05:24:45 AM

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garbon

July 04, 2017, 05:24:45 AM


One of my employees today baked me a cake in the shape of the American flag (white cream with blueberries for the upper left quadrant and raspberries for the stripes). :wub:

My IT guy told me that perhaps I should fill up the office kitchen sink and pour all the office tea in it. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Tamas

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July 04, 2017, 07:06:32 AM
Your employees? Do you employ them?

Happy tax-avoidance treason day BTW! :cheers:

garbon

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July 04, 2017, 07:24:27 AM
Quote from: Tamas on July 04, 2017, 07:06:32 AM
Your employees? Do you employ them?

My direct reports, though also I guess I include my indirect reports given that I run the department. :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#3
July 04, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Yay, 4th of July.  Because we can't wait until November to suck all that veteran cock.

Ed Anger

#4
July 04, 2017, 08:08:56 AM
Meh. Just another boring day.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Eddie Teach

#5
July 04, 2017, 12:33:00 PM
We had a good run.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

citizen k

#6
July 04, 2017, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Yay, 4th of July.  Because we can't wait until November to suck all that veteran cock.

You used to post the Declaration of Independence and get all patriotic. What's changed?  ;)

11B4V

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July 04, 2017, 12:35:58 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Yay, 4th of July.  Because we can't wait until November to suck all that veteran cock.

:lol: Whatever.
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CountDeMoney

#8
July 04, 2017, 12:54:40 PM
I for one am glad you made it back from Vietnam as a poor minority draftee, and all the free money and lifetime employment it earned.

CountDeMoney

#9
July 04, 2017, 12:57:11 PM
Quote from: citizen k on July 04, 2017, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Yay, 4th of July.  Because we can't wait until November to suck all that veteran cock.

You used to post the Declaration of Independence and get all patriotic. What's changed?  ;)

Party's over.  All that's left are the fireworks.  It'll be bigly, you won't believe how bigly it's going to be. 

Crazy_Ivan80

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July 04, 2017, 01:34:31 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 12:57:11 PM
Quote from: citizen k on July 04, 2017, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Yay, 4th of July.  Because we can't wait until November to suck all that veteran cock.

You used to post the Declaration of Independence and get all patriotic. What's changed?  ;)

Party's over.  All that's left are the fireworks.  It'll be bigly, you won't believe how bigly it's going to be.

he's going to launch at the DPRK isn't he.

derspiess

#11
July 04, 2017, 01:40:26 PM
I'd just like to point out for the record that I am much more American than Seedy is.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#12
July 04, 2017, 01:41:55 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 12:57:11 PM
Quote from: citizen k on July 04, 2017, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 04, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Yay, 4th of July.  Because we can't wait until November to suck all that veteran cock.

You used to post the Declaration of Independence and get all patriotic. What's changed?  ;)

Party's over.  All that's left are the fireworks.  It'll be bigly, you won't believe how bigly it's going to be. 

OMG LUBRUL TEARS
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Eddie Teach

#13
July 04, 2017, 01:43:00 PM
^ probably posted that from Argentina
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

derspiess

#14
July 04, 2017, 02:55:47 PM
My in-laws aren't doing jack squat on a day like today. Such ingrates. So sad!
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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